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Jeebus said:

This discussion makes me want to drive a pair of jackhammers into my eye sockets until I die and go to Hell where the jackhammers will continue pounding my brain to goo for all eternity.

FTFM

I often wonder if those people who made the decision to have [insert TV show/movie/special here] shot on video ever smack their heads in hindsight over their misjudgement.

Urge to make dirty joke rising. . . .

I believe Galaxina is on BD.

yhwx said:

This is one of my worst replies for many reasons.

FTFY

This discussion is ass.

stickydixon said:

P.S. How does one post an image?


“For me, this is the first moment of my new freedom. For you – *laughs* – for you, this is the last moment of your life!”

“My life?”

"Your life! In a moment I shall lift my foot and crush you – insect, beetle, worm that you are!"

“But Sheik of Spirits, I fished you out of the sea! I opened your bottle! I let you out! You can’t be so ungrateful!”

“Ungrateful‽ Slaves are not grateful! Not for their freedom! *laughs* Listen. Inside my bottle for the first thousand years, I swore that I’d enrich the one that freed me with all the riches of the Earth. But in the second thousand years, my imprisoned spirit turned to vengeance on all that lived and were free. And I swore that I’d kill he who freed me to satisfy that hate. Are you ready?”

Personally, I’ll take a “Mary Sue” over an annoying character any day.

TV’s Frink said:

ITFY

Old Touchshriek was the main nameserver, suspected of being a shoulder surfer. But he didn’t know from shit about challenge response systems. Now, Ramona A. Stone we know was selling interest drugs; she got males all hung up on her mind filters. She was – if you don’t mind me saying so – an update demon. Now, Leon, he couldn’t wait for 12:00 midnight. He jumps up on the stage with a criss criss machete and slashes around cutting a zero on everything; I mean a zero in the fabric of time itself. Was this a suspect? I says to myself “Whoa! ‘Quel courage!’” Oh wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me take you back to when it all began.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdtMIpF56s

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

I think you’re getting a bit carried away.

Now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

yhwx said:

I think you’re getting a bit carried away.

No. Getting carried away would be if I were to change avatars again within twenty minutes, then again two hours after that, then yet again 4.7 minutes after that.

NeverarGreat said:

At least it’s an improvement over the last one.

yhwx said:

Well alrighty then.

There’s the problem right here. He’s not watching an Ace Ventura porn parody.

I’m a man who laughs.

suspiciouscoffee said:

I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore (2017)

Any movie that features Elijah Wood throwing ninja stars like a dork is a win in my book.

*adds to watchlist*

No. That would be antigentilism.

I would’ve voted for Obabo, but I wasn’t a citizen of Unitinu.

SilverWook said:

Would like to know what the last major studio VHS release was in the U.S.

That honour goes to A History of Violence.

Warbler’s a confounding birdie.

*shudder*

TV’s Frink said:

That sounds truly awful.

moviefreakedmind said:

Lol. It really does! Just throw Full House in there while you’re at it.

“Then to hell with you!”