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DuracellEnergizer

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#1163109
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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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I had a strange and wondrous dream several days ago. Time has blurred the memory and imagery of the dream, though, so my forthcoming recollection isn’t going to sound as awesome or as eerie as the dream truly was.

It began as one of my irritating “back to high school” dreams, but it evolved into a dream about me being a patient in a hospital. The chief physician — who looked exactly like Bob Gunton — wanted me discharged from the hospital. IIRC, I was actually being paid to be there, and Dr. Gunton didn’t like that. Plus he was involved in some illicit business dealings, and didn’t want me around to uncover them. There was another doctor there, a nice guy who kinda looked like Brian McNamara. He wanted me to stick around and tried devising ways to prolong my stay. In the end though, Dr. Gunton got what he wanted, and I was discharged. I stuck around, though, and tried to keep out of Dr. Gunton’s sight as I searched the hospital for clues. IIRC, I eventually found out that he was in league with evil Lovecraftian entities.

At one point in the dream, while I was wandering about the corridors, Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks manifested out of thin air before me. She had come from the past, 'cause she was still young. She bore fresh burn scars, so I reckon she came from some point in time shortly following the second season finale, after she was caught in that bank explosion. Just as suddenly as she appeared, she vanished. Later, the present-day Audrey showed up. I, Dr. McNamara, and she discussed the event; she had no recollection of ever having experienced such a time warp in her past.

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#1163104
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General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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NeverarGreat said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Mocata said:

Red itself being “bad” is just a terrible idea though.

Exactly.

Ideally, lightsaber colours would be

A. chosen to represent the character’s persona

B. chosen to mesh with the character’s overall aesthetic

But nope. Red = bad & everything else = good for stupid EU reasons.

Lightsabers are deadly weapons used for maiming and killing people (and sometimes slicing up Tauntauns). The idea that Jedi are concerned with how their color matches their personality makes me giggle.

Jedi: “Hi, as you can see from my purple lightsaber, I am a Sagittarius from the volcanic world of Kadavo.”

Evildoer: (being sliced in half) “Cool.”

It wouldn’t be a conscious choice. Or would it?

I did forgot to list a third option:

C. Some people just gotta go with their favourite colour.

BTW welcome back to the forums. 😃

It’s good to be back. 😃

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#1163090
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Last comic read
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Tobar said:

DominicCobb said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

suspiciouscoffee said:


Star Wars: The Original Marvel Years vol. 2
What a wonderful era of Star Wars this was. Back when there was only the original film and writers and artists were free to run around the galaxy however they pleased.

Eh, I dunno. I tried reading those comics a while back and they were just really lame. I reckon the Dark Horse comics absolutely blew these old Marvel comics out of the water, and the new line of Marvel comics are also way better. Those old comics don’t feel like Star Wars and just aren’t my thing.

This.

That.

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#1163068
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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dahmage said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

dahmage said:

Yeah, Welcome Back DE, that was a long time. And glad to see the new avatar.

It felt like the right time to show to a more positive face. As much as I hate modern copyright laws, I love Man’s infinite, diverse ways of understanding the Divine more.

Any changes on the pizza or job front?

Quoth the Testa, “Nope.”

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#1163025
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Last movie seen
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one69chev said:

I am curious to hear your thoughts on Spidey Homecoming DE, if you care to share.

Tom Holland was good. Michael Keaton was good if I pretended he wasn’t the Vulture. Everything else about the movie — the casting, the characterization, Iron Man’s omnipresence in the plot, the high-tech spider-suit — was so far off base of the source material that it pissed me right off.

At this point, it’s safe to say that aside from the Daredevil & Punisher series’, I’m completely done with the MCU. Aside from the first Captain America movie, I haven’t really liked any of the films anyway.

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#1163016
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Last web series/tv show seen
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Handman said:

Seeing the X-Files go on like this makes me sad. I love the early seasons.

Whereas J. Michael Straczynski took time and care crafting Babylon 5, making sure he had the series’ story planned out years in advance, making significant changes only when real-world issues got in the way, Chris Carter has no vision, no goal, makes shit up as he goes along, and changes his mind on a whim.

Chris Carter is the Anti-Straczynski.