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If I was rich, I’d buy me a nice house next a large lake in a peaceful, rural area, hire a personal trainer to help me get into shape, and use my leisure time to become a self-taught filmmaker.
I’m still waiting for someone to convince me that finishing the Thrawn trilogy is worth it even though I didn’t care for Heir to the Empire.
If you didn’t, than it isn’t.
The only televised sports I never hated growing up were wrestling and figure skating, and I’m not sure they even count as sports.
Replace the Cantina music with a hit song from 10 years ago. It’s not new enough to be relevant, but not old enough to be retro cool, just awkward. Preferably some sort of rap.
I wasn’t ready for this.
The world wasn’t.
Mauls lightsaber won’t be red.
*squee*
I sort of like the idea that red isn’t just the bad guy color. It makes Vader a little more special and in turn makes Kylo an even bigger fanboy.
*triple squee*
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So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position “Boy Toy”. After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!
Let’s see how I stack up.
- Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka “How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT”)
I only wear Old Spice underarm deodorant. And when that’s gone …
- MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside… this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
I have it on good authority that my internal body temperature’s 37.0 °C/98.6 °F.
- nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
A girl in high school once said I had a nice ass. Sure, it made me feel like a piece of meat, but it was the one and only time a female ever expressed some measure of physical attraction towards me.
- Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors)
My cats rule me with an iron paw, so …
- must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
Then you’ll love my teeth, baby.
- Enjoys “games”
I enjoy the most dangerous game of all.
- Has a life outside the forum
Even a non-existent life?
- exotic eye color and/or skin color
My eyes are green and I never see the sun.
- “You from outta town?” your answer must be YES
I’m from out of many towns. Specify which one you’re referring to.
- Must be comfortable with me using the terms “bitch” and “random” to describe you
And you must be comfortable with me using the terms “Dr. Forrester” and “hard to starport” to describe YOU.
so… applicants, i’d love a picture. in exchange i’ll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
*sigh* Just barely made the grade.
Everyone in this thread (pre necrobump) is so immature, I love it.
Fear not. I’ve about exhausted my reservoir of old reviews.
Mother!. It’s been months since I had my last Jaw fixed.
What I initially read.
That’s what her character said.
The less I have to think about Garfield’s Spidey and Zuckerburg’s Luthor, the better.
This.
By the way, I was being sarcastic.
I am Zorro!
Did the term “SJW” even exist in the '80s?
What do you think?
I think acronyms weren’t invented until the mid '90s.
Kevin Conroy is the True Batman.
FTFM
There’s nothing quite like seeing water leak from a ceiling light.
Goddammit, how I want a job and money and to MOVE OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE.
Did the term “SJW” even exist in the '80s?
Aside from the Lando and Han miniseries’, I haven’t enjoyed a bit of it.
Like six or seven sober barneys
Six, but only because of the effects.
A summation of everything I dislike about Marvel/DC, in no particular order:
The Big Two reached their peak in the Bronze Age/Copper Age. Everything since has been a downward spiral into stagnant, exploitative gimmickry.
Interstellar is overrated though.
Overruled.
Counter-overruled.
Coarse and rough bubble gum? Where have you been getting it from — under diner tables and bar stools?
There’s controversial bubble gum?
I’ve fallen into using “SW '77”. It’s better than the revisionist “A New Hope/Episode IV” malarkey, and it avoids confusion with the broader franchise.
I’m going to adopt a new personal motto: “Take a minute to ponder your post before submitting it. If it’s a controversial one, take five.”