DuracellEnergizer

LOL

It’s sometimes necessary.

I’m no good at initiating conversations.

exitzero said:

Even put Rex in his Return of the Jedi fatigues.

Genesis 5.1

paja said:

walk out there and shoot you in the head.

TV’s Frink said:

Now no one knows what someone did to Rex.

A physical model based on CG Yoda. The circle truly is now complete.

These are the three original story ideas I’m most keen on getting to work developing into screenplays:

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13:00 AM

Born in 1966, 19-year-old Nate Reisner is a teenager living in 1985. Born in 1978, 17-year-old Ele Draven is a teenager living in 1995. In both 1985 and 1995 there exists the old Victorian-styled house on 130 Haverstraw Lane, abandoned since the 1960s. When Nate and Ele decide to visit that house late at night, they find in the attic a mysterious door which leads nowhere. In the nanoseconds between 12:59 & 1:00 AM, the door becomes a portal to a place beyond space and time. Stepping through that portal, Nate and Ele are transported to a universe where their dreams — and nightmares — are the stuff of reality.

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Empyrean

A transgendered prostitute haunted by her past finds herself pursued by a fundamentalist serial killer who may be less than human.

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The Slow and the Dead

Decades ago, a shower of comets struck the Earth, devastating the Earth and killing millions. Of the humans which survived the initial cataclysm, one-third died after a viral agent secreted within the comets was released, transforming them into non-violent but incredibly infectious undead known as “slow zombies” (slombies). Half of the remaining living — those who had escaped exposure to virus but were still susceptible to it — retreated to impenetrable fortresses, leaving the rest — immune carriers of the virus — to eke out lives in the harsh wilderness beyond.

One man — a scrounger with a motorcycle, a shotgun, and a large bag of chocolate chips — finds himself riding the empty wastelands, coming into conflict with murderous highwaymen, paranoid Unaffecteds, violent slombie cults, and unscrupulous sex traffickers.

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The first two are the ones I’m more interested in getting to work on, but I don’t know which to start with. Empyrean’s the most spiritual/existential, but also supremely depressing and body-horrific; I’m not sure I want to go there right now. 13:00, on the other hand, is the most light-hearted and fun, but damned if I know what the actual plot’s about.

😦

Collipso said:

maybe it’s just shitty february. crappiest time of the year.

Let’s be honest — the entire winter season sucks bollocks.

I spent more time rewriting than writing.

I quite like the “cello” solo in this song.

Now, if only it were longer. . . .

“You weenie.”

“A weenie? You are the weenie!”

I thought everyday was Tuesday.

serieseason

Anakin Starkiller said:

a greenscreen behind

TV’s Frink said:

Mrebo said:

∞÷0

I think that’s some kind of stringed instrument.

It looks like Marge with a shocked expression to me.

Then that’s what it shall be.

DominicCobb said:

dahmage said:

Whatever’s going on in your guy’s private threads makes no sense to me. Maybe you should all stop being in private threads?

This is a good idea.

+∞

It’s Whiteface Superman.

I could go for some Stinky-brand humour right about now. It’d perfect offset the bad taste the Invisible Thread’s left in my mouth as of late.

• White Bearded Rebel
• Retconned Rex

TV’s Frink said:

Apparently this is the new Out of Context thread.

I hope that’s somehow a reference to me.

I dunno. Are you a black actor?

Whiteface Superman ain’t got nothin’ on me.

And that’s all I’ll say about that.

^I see what you did there.