DuracellEnergizer

Since 2009, I have worked on my Episode I rewrite; in those 8 years, I have written an unknown number of drafts (6 survive). Since June 2014, I have worked on my Episode II rewrite; in those 3+ years, I have written 7+ drafts.

Now — finally now — the revisions, the tinkering, the typographical plastic surgery — DONE. Both scripts are as good as they’ll ever be. I’ll never have to — and never will — return to them again.

As of tonight, I have finished the seventh draft of Knight of the Empire. The page count have been reduced from 274 to 247, and I have made a series of changes, the most significant ones being the altered backstory of the Sith and that Dahlia Karin doesn’t die.

To bring A Lost Hope in line with my rewritten rewrites, I have revised the entries posted here. Notably, Karin now fills the role originally intended for Asajj Ventress. HERE is a link to the seventh draft of KOTE for anyone who finds themselves lost or just wants to familiarize themselves with my new direction.

I thought it was my job to post disturbing/perverted/juvenile/bordering-on-NSFW images.

Tickle Me Elmo’s Revenge

Scout trooper said:

alien possession of Possessed

TK-949 said:

Jim Carrey is… well, just Jim Carrey.

ray_afraid said:

moviefreakedmind said:

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/channel-awesome-sexual-misconduct-allegations/

Why would anyone want to channel awesome sexual misconduct allegations??

I feel there’s a Richard Laymon joke to be made here, but I’ve only ever read two of his books, so I can’t say for certain.

Handman said:

yhwx said:

darth_ender said:

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Prescient insight.

Great point.

What you did there. I see it.

dahmage said:

I liked Dom

TV’s Frink said:

I don’t blame him if he didn’t.

I guess. Wookieepedia tends to tear one’s soul apart.

Judging by that expression, he’s a bottom.

TK-949 said:

Also A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2: really good and I love NPH’s performance as much as I hate Carrey’s.

Time for you and Dek to slug it out.

TV’s Frink said:

SilverWook
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10-Apr-2018 5:10 PM — Edited 10-Apr-2018 5:10 PM

See? Ghosts.

There’s only one explanation.

This forum’s haunted.

By ghosts.

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

moviefreakedmind said:

I want to see a standalone movie where the imperial officers that survived the events of Return of the Jedi get tried and hung for war crimes.

Nah. Make this into a movie instead and have Vader join the Rebels, no questions asked.

Is that the story with white armored Vader?

Like, did you, like, even follow the link?

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

It was just that a machine gun fires projectiles quickly, so something that fired 30 knives a second would not be much different than a machine gun.

Well yes that’s why I said a gun that fires 30 knives a second, it was my whole point.

This has been confusing.

To make it confusinger. . . .

Possessed said:

Just noticed that, unless I’m missing something, I can no longer see

moviefreakedmind said:

I want to see a standalone movie where the imperial officers that survived the events of Return of the Jedi get tried and hung for war crimes.

Nah. Make this into a movie instead and have Vader join the Rebels, no questions asked.

Mrebo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

For the past several weeks, I’ve been hearing faint, intermittent kitten mewling in the basement. Now, this started before the one and only pregnant cat had her recent litter of kittens, and continued after all those kittens died.*

I’m not one to believe in ghosts, but it is damn eerie.

*Long story short, Stupid mother cat, was Stupid.

Shouldn’t we blame the tomcat?

About the mewling or the deaths? If the latter, no. At least one died of exposure. The other … well … I don’t know how that one died, but I found it with one of our dogs. That’s all I’ll say about that.

For the past several weeks, I’ve been hearing faint, intermittent kitten mewling in the basement. Now, this started before the one and only pregnant cat had her recent litter of kittens, and continued after all those kittens died.*

I’m not one to believe in ghosts, but it is damn eerie.

*Long story short, Stupid mother cat, was Stupid.

chyron8472 said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

I used to like NC, but I got tired of his content, and the only CA contributor I really watched anymore was Linkara, and he finally left a couple weeks ago I think.

I actually watched Linkara’s entire series on the Power Rangers. I have no interest in Power Rangers, and thought the show was stupid. But I really enjoyed his videos about them.

Also there was his discussion of “the alchemy machine in Sultry Teenage Superfoxes #1… that turns dog poop into gold.”
[JEDIT:] Found it. Top 15 WTF Moments in Bad Comics. [/JEDIT]

Fantastic. I love Linkara.

And with that, my already compromised investment in the Nostalgia Critic has fallen to absolute zero.

Anakin Starkiller said:

moviefreakedmind said:

I want to see a standalone movie where the imperial officers that survived the events of Return of the Jedi get tried and hung for war crimes.

At the very least, I’d like some kind of Disneyland attraction that revolves around that.

Because nothing screams “Disneyland” like a public execution! Can you imagine Mickey Mouse hanging out beside so nooses or guillotines?

Short answer:

Yes.

bunnell79 said:

Hey Sheepish! Did your private screening ever happen? Did I miss it? How’s your Phantom Film coming along? 😃 Excited to get an update form you!

I wouldn’t expect an update. S/he hasn’t visited the forum since May of last year.