DuracellEnergizer

I’ve lost cats and even a dog that way. It fucking sucks.

I’m using a laptop, and I see no magnifying glass.

ChainsawAsh said:

Frink beats most of us at some point or another.

ZkinandBonez said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

ZkinandBonez said:

TV’s Frink said:

there’s no rule that says a movie has to adhere to anything EU-related

Well, technically there is. (To a certain degree anyway).

More a guideline than actual rule.

True. All I meant is that they can’t contradict it.

Haven’t the movies already contradicted the nuEU? That’s what I’ve heard regarding TLJ and the TFA novelization.

I got my licks in, I assure you.

Goddammit. Frink beat me.

ZkinandBonez said:

TV’s Frink said:

there’s no rule that says a movie has to adhere to anything EU-related

Well, technically there is. (To a certain degree anyway).

More a guideline than actual rule.

Added Sarah Gadon to my list.

moviefreakedmind said:

I just don’t take disagreements well as my posts might indicate. I actually don’t take much of anything well, now that I think about it.

You don’t say.

moviefreakedmind said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Christmas is a shithole holiday for hypocrites. That’s being dickish, and I won’t apologize for it.

So what else is new?

Me or Christmas?

You.

Suspiciouscoffee thinks his vaporwave tunes are lazy and fake. He doesn’t know the meaning of either word.

Kim Wilde’s “Storm in Our Hearts” stretched to 19 minutes, 50 seconds.

moviefreakedmind said:

Christmas is a shithole holiday for hypocrites. That’s being dickish, and I won’t apologize for it.

So what else is new?

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Possessed said:

I don’t care for the cut of their jib but I don’t hate them.

synthwave

What about vaporwave?

Never really listened to any.

For what could perhaps be the worst introduction to the microgenre possible: www.soundcloud.com/suspiciouscoffee

You’re too hard on yourself.

[JEDIT]

Evil Dead is perplexing.

That image gives me Lewis Carroll flashbacks.

Tobar said:

ChainsawAsh said:

dahmage said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

spoil

I was spared by Thanos. Were you?
didthanoskill.me
I LIVED!

Me too! 😄

Kilroy was here.

flametitan said:

chyron8472 said:

I don’t really like Neil Degrass Tyson or Bill Nye.

I feel like they’re more celebrities than actual scientists.

They are, really.

Really scientists or really celebrities?

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

ChainsawAsh said:

Mike O said:

ChainsawAsh said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

I’ve only seen Dune. It sucked, but I appreciated some of the style, so it didn’t ruin Lynch for me or anything.

Dune fails as a David Lynch movie and as an adaptation of the novel. It’s almost impressive.

Don’t let that put you off reading the book, or (assuming it’s good) seeing Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming adaptation when it materializes.

It’s long overdue for Peter Jackson-style big update.

Denis Villeneuve (director of Blade Runner 2049, Arrival, Sicario, etc.) is making the remake. Word is it’ll be two movies. I can’t wait!

I think you need a minimum of three four-hour length films to do Dune justice, but we’ll see.

I wonder if six two-hour films work then, or would that require such radically different pacing and structure than appropriate for Dune that it would not work?

The book consists of three sections. I see no reason to divide the sections.

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Possessed said:

I don’t care for the cut of their jib but I don’t hate them.

synthwave

What about vaporwave?

Never really listened to any.

Possessed said:

I don’t care for the cut of their jib but I don’t hate them.

Likewise. I’m more a grunge/alt rock/new wave/hi-NRG/electronic/ambient/synthwave kinda guy.

ChainsawAsh said:

Mike O said:

ChainsawAsh said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

I’ve only seen Dune. It sucked, but I appreciated some of the style, so it didn’t ruin Lynch for me or anything.

Dune fails as a David Lynch movie and as an adaptation of the novel. It’s almost impressive.

Don’t let that put you off reading the book, or (assuming it’s good) seeing Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming adaptation when it materializes.

It’s long overdue for Peter Jackson-style big update.

Denis Villeneuve (director of Blade Runner 2049, Arrival, Sicario, etc.) is making the remake. Word is it’ll be two movies. I can’t wait!

I think you need a minimum of three four-hour length films to do Dune justice, but we’ll see.

Dek Rollins said:

And in the Supercut cannon, why is Linda’s head chop not canon? Her head has to be chopped off for her post-recap scenes in EDII.

Sorry, I had a brainfart. I meant to say that the part in the first film where her decapitated body rises from the grave and humps Ash isn’t canon.

I wish I was a better orator.

I’ve been thinking about the Evil Dead franchise lately. I’ve reached the conclusion that I hold to three different personal canons.

CANON #1 (SUPERCUT CANON)

In this canon, all three movies exist in one continuity. The Evil Dead is entirely canon, except for the part where Linda rises from her grave and Ash chops her head off. The Evil Dead II is entirely canon, except for the “recap”, the bridge scene, and the ending. As for Army of Darkness, I consider the Dark Horse comic adaptation more canon than the movie itself, though I wholeheartedly stick with the “hail to the king” ending.

Neither Ash vs. Evil Dead or any of the expanded universe stuff exists in this continuity.

CANON #2 (DELUSION CANON)

In this canon, Ash was driven insane by his experiences in The Evil Dead and subsequently committed to an asylum, where he spent the following decades imagining the events of Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness (both versions), Ash vs. Evil Dead, etc.

CANON #3 (EQUAL BUT SEPARATE CANON)

The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and both versions of Army of Darkness exist in four separate universes.