DuracellEnergizer

I’ve thoroughly re-edited this screenplay. Most of the changes were minor; rewording of dialogue and such. The only significant change I made was to Kryptonian naming conventions.

I decided Kryptonian daughters inheriting their fathers’ surnames was a bit too patriarchal for such an advanced society. I changed it so Kara is now Kara-Ze of the House of Ze instead of Kara-El of the House of El. In keeping with this change, the S-shield is now the crest of the House of Ze; the House of El’s crest is now a stylized sun.

Handman said:

Not as awesome as the movie it represents.

suspiciouscoffee said:

This thread should be called “The Motion Pictures of Dorian Gray”

+1

I’ve seen the ‘45 adaptation. George Sanders’ character reminded me of Bingowings.

Fully Automated Luxury Communist

Can’t say I don’t understand where you’re coming from. Have a good one.

DominicCobb said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

My favorite sex position is quantum superposition.

My least favourite sex position is when you’re in the awkward position of talking to a transsexual and accidentally refer to straight people as “normal.”

Lot to unpack here.

I see what you did there.

Possessed said:

Online dating is a real hit or miss type thing and it largely comes down to luck and location. It’s also basically useless if you don’t live near a big city, unless you get really lucky

It’s probably a lot less hit and a lot more miss when you have social anxiety and rely on someone messaging you first to break the ice.

paja said:

Nicolas has been let out of the Cage

Frank your Majesty said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

If Lucas had been given as much control over the ST as he had over TESB, I would’ve been completely fine with that.

Before we talk about Lucas making the ST that way, we should talk about him doing the PT (and Jedi) that way, because these movies are more in need of improvement.

That’s been talked about quite thoroughly for many long years now.

McFuckin

suspiciouscoffee said:

Overdrawn is probably the worst movie I’ve seen on MST, though I don’t pretend to have seen all that much of the show’s total run.

I have serious doubts that a movie worse than Red Zone Cuba can exist.

He must be in a state of quantum superposition.

Handman said:

It sounds like another name for Midichlorians. Basing a whole movie, nay, a trilogy, on that? Certainly interesting, but I don’t think it would be any good.

If it involved Luke & co. shrinking down to microscopic size, then fighting giant CG midi-chlorians in blue screened atomic space … I dunno, it might’ve.

TV’s Frink said:

I disagree with a bun

If Lucas had been given as much control over the ST as he had over TESB, I would’ve been completely fine with that.

Batman’s a Gary Stu.

suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

Mrebo said:

It would have been nice to know that AT&T is useless in the Colorado mountains.

That’s weird, aren’t the mountains closer to space?

Unless you are trying to achieve escape velocity, or you are a telescope, I don’t see why that would matter.

Just like God comes from space.

O yeah? explain THIS

checkmate!

I’ll say. Such a shoddy piece of “art” certainly calls into question the existence of Deity.

SilverWook said:

https://variety.com/2018/film/news/ewan-mcgregor-shining-sequel-1202838484/
Let the crossover jokes begin!!!

Wonder if it’s gonna be a bona fide sequel or some Return to Oz-type deal.

paja said:

Is that a great white?

aboumonnarchs

dahmage said:

I had a frozen pizza on Sunday.

But I cooked it.

Then it was a thawed pizza you ate.

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Eh, I like Superman III. The humour is only humourous in how unhumourous it is, but Annette O’Toole’s Lana is a better love interest than Margot Kidder’s Lois, Clark’s characterization is better, and the “Evil Superman vs. Good Clark” fight is nothing short of perfection. Those qualities are enough to make III my favourite of the series.

Låter rimligt.