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DuracellEnergizer

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#1233043
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Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker - Discussion * <strong><em>SPOILER THREAD</em></strong> *
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NeverarGreat said:

Since TLJ can serve as an end to the series, Episode 9 will be our remaining heroes traveling back in time through a wormhole to just before Episode 1, opening the door for an entirely new prequel trilogy directed by Rian Johnson.

So go full Crisis on Infinite Earths with this shitshow?

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#1233037
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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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My last dream was set in a Soylent Green-type near future, after the Americas had devolved into Third World countries, where hoarding soap was illegal.

The Mask got into a fight with a supervillain who resembled Billy Idol. They unleashed nuclear attacks upon each other, but as they were both essentially omnipotent, they weren’t able to inflict injury on one another. Then faux Billy became a chrome-sheathed villain with no face. Every superhero from the MCU confronted Chrome No-Face and crucified him to a crystal objet d’art, reciting a prayer as they did so; I thought to myself that the prayer was too exclusively Judeo-Christian for the more omnist orientation of the Marvel Universe.

I was then inside a dilapidated office building. While actual office work went on inside some of the rooms, in most people were just partying and engaging in drug abuse & illicit sex. I was striding room-to-room, lip-syncing to the Nine Inch Nails song “The Hand That Feeds” which was loudly playing from some nebulous source. While doing this, I came across a woman who resembled Tori Amos; I took her by the shoulders, lifted her to eye level, then kissed her succulent lips.

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#1232800
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Politics 2: Electric Boogaloo
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flametitan said:

Looking through their tenets of gospel, it seems like they aren’t really about lesbians as commonly understood, either (women being attracted to women,) so much as lesbian feminism, which seems to be more about rejecting heterosexuality as a misogynist structure.

I honestly wonder how many of those women are genuine lesbians as opposed to misandrists with internalized heterophobia.