DuracellEnergizer

DuracellEnergizer said:

In chronological order:

DOGS

• Cheech
• Laska
• BB

CATS

• Iyana (She’s semi-feral, though, so perhaps I shouldn’t count her.)
• Ligeia
• Bruce
• V
• Björn
• Blackie
• Brucella
• Dusty
• Naughty
• Pinkie
• Eclipse
• Garth
• Rain
• Wayne

UTFMA

yotsuya said:

only the face was replaced

paja said:

SHUT UP ABOUT POT HOLES
a video by Homer (J) Simpson

moviefreakedmind said:

I know Duracell hates my posts

Only 80-90%.

I think the jokes about Dek’s cat should be officially retired now.

Don’t you just hate it when a kitten climbs on your back while you’re sleeping then takes a piss on you?

oojason said:

‘Barbarella meets Caligula’

Jane Fonda’s obviously too old* to play the role now. I think Amy Adams would make a fine replacement.

*Or is she?

Possessed said:

Possessed said:

Well I accidentally took my blood pressure medicine twice today. Took it before work and then for some reason thought I forgot to take it when I got home from lunch so I took it again, then I suddenly had the flashback of taking it this morning. So I dumped then on the table and counted them and sure enough one is missing. So I feel super weird. I’m sure nothing is going to happen but I’m gonna be worried about it all day and I’m gonna feel like crap and paranoid that something bad is going to happen even though it almost certainly won’t. And now I’m afraid to drink… But i really want to.

I survived.

Lying ghost, is Lying.

J. J. Abrams’ older than I thought.

Warbler said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I had a bus driver who would slam on the brakes if the kids were a little too rowdy. I got whiplash once from that.

If that happened nowadays, your parents would have sued and bus driver would have been fired.

I dunno. They wouldn’t have money to hire a lawyer.

DuracellEnergizer said:

FILMS

• Alucarda (1977)
• Andrei Rublev (1966)
• Andy Colby’s Incredible Adventure (1988)
• The Believer (2001)
• The Birth of a Nation (1915)
• Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
• Broken Blossoms (1919)
• Camelot (1967)
• Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter (1974)
• Death and the Maiden (1994)
• Decasia (2002)
• Destiny (1921)
• Destiny to Order (1989)
• Downfall (2004)
• Eyes Beyond Seeing (1995)
• Faust (1926)
• Galaxis (1995)
• Give My Regards to Broad Street (1984)
• Glass (2019)
• The Green Fog (2017)
• The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001)
• Hyperspace (1984)
• Incredibles 2 (2018)
• Intolerance (1916)
• Italian Spiderman (2007)
• James Batman (1966)
• The Last Dragon (1985)
• The Lighthouse (2019)
• The Lost Skeleton Returns Again (2009)
• The Lost World (1925)
• Macbeth (1961)
• Mandy (2018)
• Miracle of Marcelino (1955)
• The Mirror (1975)
• My Winnipeg (2007)
• Die Nibelungen: Siegfried (1924)
• Die Nibelungen: Kriemhilds Rache (1924)
• Nostalghia (1983)
• The Old Dark House (1932)
• The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928)
• Red Kingdom Rising (2014)
• The Sacrifice (1986)
• Secret Beyond the Door (1947)
• Shame (1968)
• The Silence (1963)
• Spellbound (1945)
• Stalker (1979)
• Star Whackers (2011)
• The Thief of Bagdad (1924)
• To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
• Triumph of the Will (1935)
• Up (2009)
• The War of the Worlds (1953)
• Yella (2007)

SERIES

• Alfred Hitchcock Presents (original series)
• Earth 2
• The Fugitive
• Intruders
• Just the Ten of Us
• The Kingdom
• Kolchak: The Night Stalker
• The Lone Gunmen
• Millennium
• Night Gallery
• The Outer Limits (original series)
• Space Command (uncoming series)
• Thriller
• The Twilight Zone ('80s series)

I had a bus driver who would slam on the brakes if the kids were a little too rowdy. I got whiplash once from that.

The mid '80s seems to be when animation for TV started to improve. Look at most anything made before then, and you’ll spot a lot of choppy/recycled animation.

I hope someone leaves a bag of flaming dog shit with the words “Wam! Bam! Thank you, ma’am!” written on it on her front step.

True. And I would know; I was quite the rabid teenage homo/transphobe, and that rabidity was borne of internalized biphobia.

There’re a few too many filler episodes (o hai, network television), and most of the main characters are on the bland side (emphasis on most; Walter’s unadulterated awesome), but I liked it well enough.

★★★★★★★☆☆☆

I’ve but one reaction to that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePqjuHJXkOA&t=2m45s

"Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend’s death would’ve been quick and painless. But now that you’ve really pissed me off, I’m gonna finish her nice and slow."

"MJ and I — we’re gonna have a hell of a time!"

It’d be nice if human sex pheromones actually existed.

How’s the pay?

Possessed said:

Okay but can you guys stop saying that cloud is Winnie the Pooh? The truth is there for all to see it and it’s definitely pooh and it’s no accident.

Satan: “The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things!”
God: “Oh bother.”

I ALLOLed.

dahmage said:

Maybe we have some unregistered telepaths on board.

Favourite track: “Forever Dilating Eye”

Least favourite track: “1966 – Let the New Age of Enlightenment Begin”

★★★★★★★★☆☆

The following’s a movie I remember having watched when I was about six years old.

It was some '70s exploitation flick about a long-haired, bearded trucker who had a ladyfriend with short dark hair. The movie ended with the guy crossing an unsafe bridge in his rig, whereupon his truck blew up or blew out or the bridge collapsed or something like that and he was killed. His ladyfriend survived, as she hadn’t been in the truck with him. I recall the last shot of her showing her with some other guys, smiling/laughing, which I found strange, 'cause I thought she’d liked the trucker.