Darth Chaltab

originally posted by the National Exaggerator

Reports indicate that the Reikanville dog pound was apparently destroyed early this morning. Many animals were maimed, but none appear to be killed. All the damage reposrts indicate that the wounds on the animals apear to be partiall cauterized, as if done with a very hot blade. Damaged property also appears to have burn marks. In a strange twist, the only reported deaths were the doctors about to put to sleep an unknow specimen, as the operation table that their corpses surrounded was empty. Investigators are baffled, but witnesses say there was a ghost dressed in white and carring a sword that glowed. We'll have more as it becomes availiable.