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Darth Chaltab

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21-Mar-2004
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6-Jan-2011
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#92794
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Things we don't hate...
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You know somebody wouldn't like that--they'd say it's racist.

I got it! You become a novelist and write the story, then I'll become a director and, being a big Hollywood prick, then I'll change the story to Superman being freed and fighting the Nazis, just like a real Hollywood sleazball would. And when I'm asked why I changed it from the book, I'll tell them I was "censoring" the story for American audiences.
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#92759
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Things we don't hate...
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We could bribe Lucas to use CGI to insert Superman into The Sound of Music and rerelease the film with the new name "When Singing Nazis Attack"

It would be edited to focus less on Julie Andrews giving music lessons and more on them fleeing from Superman and his Nazi hordes. The climax would have a giant battle between the Nazi's and Superman, who gets freed from Nazi mind control when Andrews hits a highnote, breaking the mindcontrol device.
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#92719
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Things we don't hate...
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Oh darn it; sean's grammar has reverted.

Anybody notice how all the male SuperFriends come across as maybe gay in the old cartoons? Now add that to how Aquaman's only powers are lungs and icthitelepathy, and you've got why I can't stand aquaman. Aquaman in the JL Cartoon is a little better, only because he lets his evil brohter fall to his death when any other JL member or the old Aquaman would have saved him. Plus he wields a Tritent.