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- #93525
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Darth Chaltab
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- #93535
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- Sequels that should never be...
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- Beautiful Women
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Chaltab, having read your last 20 or so posts, I have come to the conclusion that you are an idiot.
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- #93529
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- TRON being remade STOP IT!!
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
WTF? Since when does Tarantino make sequels to his movies after he has completed a story.
Well he can't be that proliferate if Kill Bill was only his fourth film... He hasn't had time to make sequels yet.
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- MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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The Manglers are seen in their ship, on autopilot, in pursuit of Chaltab. They want revenge for letting Jimbo get away, and there are a lot of evil geniueses who will pay a lot of money for Chaltab's death or capture. Meanwhile, they open up Warbler and remove his lead-encased personality core from his back, and start repairing his curcuitry and installing some new weapons. Then they get a transmission from their accountant..
BOSSK, a lizzard-esque being,
Saying that that the 'Emperor' has called to insult them about their failure with Jimbo and to give them a new assignment. They are to find and kill Torgnox Guile, the Prime Minister of Alabama. The Manglers have Bossk confirm that they accepted the assignment, as Jones could be anywhere in the galaxy by now, and they change course.
After the themesong and commerical, the Manglers arrive at Alabama and set down outside of the farming community of Sweet Home. This is where Guile was last seen. The Manglers begin some more detictive work, including another viloent interrogation of the shady convenience store clerk that reported seeing Guile. They learn that Guile is actually supposed to be in a private estate nine kilometers southwest of Sweet Home. They 'borrow' the clerks car and find the estate, but it is heavily guarded. The Manglers fight the guard towers and gun and/or cut down the guards, and then procede to the mansion. In the basement, they find an acess shaft that leads to an enourmous research faciltiy buried deep under ground. The Manglers also find Guile there.
Guile explains that he is trying to build a time machine and reveals his plot to destroy all his enemies in the past so they won't bother him in the present. He leaps into a vortex, and returns a few seconds later with a suntan, and a change of clothes. Motti and Dayv gasp and begin to slowly fade out. Warbler decides to do something and beats the crap out of Guile. Then the other scientists conjur up giant robots to pilot from their wristwatches, and Warbler has to fight them off. He can't seem to get past their shoulder cannon that fires sonic waves. These stop the android in his tracks.
Dayv and Motti fade out comepletely, and Warbler's new weapons dissapear, so he starts to lose the fight against the robot's. He jumps into the time Portal, and Motti and Dayv fade back in, while Guile fades out. Then Warbler reemerges from the time Portal. The three then start destroying the giant robots and wrecking the lab. Unfortunately, when they get back to their ship, they're contacted by Bossk who wonders why they are on Alabama. They tell them about Guile, but Bossk doesn't know who that is.
Everybody glances at Warbler, who explains he shot Guile in the past before he got into politics. The Manglers are miffed that they won't be getting their money, but then the Emperor contacts them and tells them for the 'first' time of Jimbo Jones and the bounty on his head. And in this new reality the reward is double what it was before... So the Manglers leave Sweet Home and pursue their 'old' new target.
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- #93403
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- Sequels that should never be...
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- What are you listening to right now?
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- Video Games - a general discussion thread
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- #93368
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Like I said, I have that semi-encylcopedic memory symptom of Asperger's.
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- MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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- The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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- #93362
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- MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Nope. Nothing.
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I was, of course, reffering to our boards formerly resident Jimbo, banished by Jay and slain by Sessler.
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- #93342
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Not to mention that the GC controller is pretty much perfect for Soul Caliber.
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- TRON being remade STOP IT!!
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I'm heading for the proverbial digital hills if it is a 'yes.'
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PS2 got Heihachi from Tekken
XBOX got Spawn
and the GC got Link!
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- #93343
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- Firefox browser
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- MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Mangler Brothers Cartoon Episode Two: The Mangler's Strike Back
The episode opens with the hitmen Motti and Dayv on a light (but heavily armed) transport bound for the distant planet Enooitat. They sit in the back and talk about... business, while their pilot, a tuxedo-clad android named WARBLER, flies the ship. After the themesong, the Manglers arrive at Enooitat and land their ship in an abandoned district of Som Pesa. As the three assassins disembark, they discuss their target, still the elusive Jimbo Jones. He was reported to have been seen in a public forum insulting people at random and generally inflaming tempers. With such a reputation, he would be easy to hunt.
Dayv and Motti dress down in civilian clothes, but leave their battle gear a button-press away on their belts. Eventually, they find a cantina that plays ancient movie tunes. As they enter, we hear Lapti Nek in the background, and see a more aunthentic version of the decoy from the previous episode. The Manglers confront him. Jimbo turns to reveal his hideous yellow skin and enourmous, swollen right eye. He is terrifed of the Manglers, and they drag him out of the cantina and head to the lush plains of Enooitat's Nedu Sea to dispose of the soon-to-be corpse. Unfortunately, an explosion rocks the square as the Manglers leave the city, and Jimbo is able to escape. The Mangler's pursue him, now tapping their belt equippers to replace their civie clothes with their Mangler-Gear.
Eventually, (that is, after the second comerical break,) the Manglers confont Jimbo and some lackeys. After a brief but violent struggle, the Manglers and Jimbo are left alone. Motti uses his gauntlet to knock Jimbo down, but as Dayv charges for the kill, he runs into a forcefield. Jimbo reaches for the 'watch' on his wrist, and turns the gauge that reads "CIVILITY" down. Then Jones explodes into an enourmous brute and starts hurling cusses and punches at the Manglers. Dayv and Motti counter with bullets and Motti's big sword, and eventually, the Jimbo is lying helpless, near death. Dayv's gun transforms into a high-powered sniper pistol and is pointed and Jimbo's head.
Dayv fires the round, but a blue flash deflects the round, and we get an awesome establishing shot of...
DARTH CHALTAB, the vigilante Pseudo-Sith with a blue light-katana (
Chaltab argues with the Manglers briefly and instructs them not to kill Jimbo, and that he might get the point after just being maimed. They tell him that they are only working for the "Emperor" who goes unnamed, and that it is just a job. After this, they fight, but Chaltab cannot hold his own against both Manglers. Despite his Force-esque powers, the Manglers have too much skill to be easily defeated, and Chaltab retreats, only to be confronted by the android Warbler. Not wanting to risk further injury to his body or ego, Chaltab uses an EMP to disable Warbler long enough to escape.
The Manglers, satisfied that Chaltab is gone, turn back to find Jimbo also gone. But his CIVILITY watch is lying where he had been, completely depleted of civility juice. The Manglers curse Chaltab, but he can't here them because he is back in space.
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- #93284
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Originally posted by: Bossk
That might not be bad. I just remember that I looked at the back of the box and saw the elf character and all I could think of was Kingdom Hearts which I hated.
That might not be bad. I just remember that I looked at the back of the box and saw the elf character and all I could think of was Kingdom Hearts which I hated.
!!!
Bossk. The "elf" character is Link from the Zelda series, and Soul Calibur is a straight up fighting game, nothing like Kingdom Hearts.
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- #93291
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- TRON being remade STOP IT!!
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