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Darth Chaltab

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#108751
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PAY ATTENTION!

I said that my next post-count conquest was Gundark Hunter because he is the next in line above me in number of posts. Bossk, having his mind all sexed-up by past experiences, sees the way I worded my post and thinks "Chaltab *wants* Gundark Hunter" because some people can't take anything at face value. Like Bossk.

So then, he shows the whole world that he has a dirty mind by jokingly acting as though I meant what he thought when he read it. And I am not exactly sure what the word "conquest" implies in sexual terms... and I really don't care to learn. This is the second time this has happened, at the first time it was even more confusing than this one.
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#108956
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according to this report a NEW star wars film is coming......
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: Jedikev

Alec Guiness re eracted from the dead to shoot new scenes in A New Hope to finally fix the Plot errors!!



"Ahh... what happened? Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was in a hospital room, and..."

"Welcome to the future, Mr. Guiness. This is the year 2079. We brought you back from the dead using a crazy new technology called 'magic'."

"What? I'm back from the dead? Why, I must search for my relatives! Start my life again!"

"Uh... well, actually, we brought you back so you can do some extra scenes for Star Wars."

"What? That horrible movie I made back in the 1970s? Why?!"

"Well, we made some changes on the fifteen Star Wars trilogies, and nw we need to reshoot some dialogue. First, when you see R2D2, instead of saying 'I don't remember ever owning a droid', you'll say 'Mom! You still have your brain inside that R2 unit!', and you'll cry."

"What?!"

"Oh, and instead of fighting Vader on the Death Star and being killed, you'll fight Grievious 2, Vader Jr., Vader Sr., Luke's clone from the future, yourself from the future, a cyborg Yoda, and you'll survive, so you can be on 'Empire Strikes Back'. We changed some scenes on that film so you become a punk-rocker surfer who lives in Alderaan. Also, Alderaan didn't explode."

"Is this supposed to be a joke? I refuse to do it!"

"... I see... Well, OK then, we have perfect CGI so we can replace you. It was a stupid idea anyway. Goodbye." *shoots Alec Guiness*


That was awesome!
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#108777
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ROTS: Incoherence ... (attention, a little bit of spoiler inside)
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Millenium Condor? That's terrible! rofl...

I was un aware it was Dark Vador in the East Europe versions. Strange. Vader is Dutch for Father, and Darth is like the title of any Sith Lord--and all Sith Lord names have something to do with that person.

Darth Sidious is INSIDIOUS
Darth Nihilus is Nihilistic
Darth Vader is Luke's Father
Darth Maul will MAUL you to death because he's a good fighter...

Stuff like that.
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Help needed
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You killed explorer? That makes the entire system lock up.

All the rogue procesess that could be using the file normally have incomprehnsible names (Think Shimranese)

You might try qttask (quicktime task manager) or anything with "real" in the name (They are for REAL player) as they would likely open movies.

Also, if you got the movie file via P2P or bittorrent, you should check to see if anyone is downloading it, from you, and if they are, cancel the download.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Dear God, Chaltab!!! Please think before you type!!!

First you talk about Shimmy being "under" you. Now you're talking about Gundark being your "next conquest." Maybe my mind is warped, but you aren't helping matters much.

Yuck!



Darn it Bossk! Any time I say something about rankings that's completely innoculous, you twist and distort it into some sort of deep rooted homoerotic fantasy of your own. You're the one who's thinking it, not me.
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Hm... There are a lot of things that could theoretically be using a file. A download program, any program that can play that type of movie file... Or as you said, perhaps a data miner.

I would use the Task Manager {ctrl alt delete} to close down all the processes that look suspicious (most of the important ones have recognizable names like msnmsgr or explorer. And then see if you can delete it.