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#761223
Topic
The Semi-Random Random Pictures and Thoughts Thread [NSFW]
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Two households, both alike in dignity,

In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

--William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Prologue

Do Not Believe His Lies

--title of iOS puzzle app created by developer "Lukasz Matablewski" (probably an alias of Brian Moriarty)

If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood 

Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, 

Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud 

Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, 

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest  

To children ardent for some desperate glory, 

The old Lie;

--Wilfred Owen, "Dulce et Decorum Est"

"The original Star Wars trilogy on video... one last time."

--Tagline for the 1995 VHS release of the OOT

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#761207
Topic
General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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In the spirit of William Shakespeare's Star Wars:

DON PEDRO

Look, here she comes.

BENEDICK

Will your grace command me any service to the world’s end? I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on. I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of Prester John’s foot, fetch you a hair off the great Cham’s beard, do you any embassage to the Pygmies, rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy. You have no employment for me?

DON PEDRO

None but to desire your good company.

--William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, scene i

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#760978
Topic
Return of the Jedi - which characters would you like to see come back?
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For me, I'd say Kyle Katarn and the associated gang from the Dark Forces world (Jan Ors, the Seven Dark Jedi, Rahn and Morgan Katarn) without a doubt.

Desann and Tavion I could take or leave... but I'd like to have them thrown in too, if possible.

Maybe not Rosh, though. :P

Also... does anyone else think Kyle should dual-wield, using his two different lightsabers from Mysteries of the Sith and Jedi Outcast? (It's always been my personal head-canon that he built the blue saber just to learn how to make one.)

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#760977
Topic
What do you HATE about the EU?
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TheBoost said:

ATMachine said:

I liked the first name for Palpatine that David West Reynolds came up with for the TPM Visual Dictionary: "Ethril."

But then again, perhaps the anagram was a bit too on-the-nose.

 Seriously. It practically gives away that he's "The Lir"

Sounds like the sort of curse REH's Conan the Cimmerian would utter: "Lir and Manannan mac Lir!"

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#760976
Topic
What do you HATE about the EU?
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TheBoost said:

NeverarGreat said:

ATMachine said:

I liked the first name for Palpatine that David West Reynolds came up with for the TPM Visual Dictionary: "Ethril."

But then again, perhaps the anagram was a bit too on-the-nose. Maybe that's why GL directed him to cut it from the text.

But of course, that would require GL to be subtle and clever.

 What anagram would this be?

 Obviously the Emperor was the one who LIT HER.

Suddenly I'm reminded of Blue Milk Special.

Also, take it from me, kids (speaking from experience): Smoking is bad. Don't do it, OK?

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#758858
Topic
The SW Saga of 1975: ATM's Take
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Time for one last bit of acting.

What shall it be?

I know!

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

--Arthur C. Clarke

Let's play a text adventure!

> cd wrldsend

> wrldsend

Loading... Please Wait

Space. An Earthlike planet dominates the field of view. Earthlike--but not Earth. The clouds have a violet tint from the reflected sunlight, deepening to a dusky purple at the planet's terminator.

Suddenly, from behind the P.O.V., a spaceship zips by with a "swoosh," scaling down towards the planet.

Cut to planetscape. A few plants are in the foreground, giving way to a vast desert plain, with mountains in the distance. The sky is an odd shade of violet. In the foreground, a six-limbed alien is eating--leaves?--from a--bush?

A rumbly "whoosh" sounds overhead, distracting the creature. It turns its head, tracking the spaceship as it comes in over the plain. The screen scrolls with the ship, which is obviously slowing (and not just because of the scrolling!). The animal in the foreground scrolls off, and the ruins of a long-abandoned city scroll on.

The ship settles down to land nearby, in a cloud of dust.

Roll opening credits:

THE WORLD'S END

An Adventure in Space and Time

By Noah Falstein, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Dave Grossman

(with additional programming by Andrew McCarthy)

Version 3.4, released 03/23/2015

Our story starts in the control room of a battered passenger and cargo-hauling starship. She's a small ship, only 20 standard cargo tons capacity, and she's seen better days.

You were recruited for this mysterious mission by a tall, handsome man who looked like he came straight off of a recruiting poster for the Interstellar Corps. But given your own background, his promise of high pay--in cash--and his reluctance to answer any questions, it seems rather likely he comes from a rather less reputable organization.

"Call me Major Tom," he says, with a wry smile. And so you do.

The time is the future, nearly eighty years since the McKillip Drive made faster-than-light travel a possibility, and only 50 years since the first star colonies were founded. Following the information sent by an unmanned probe, "Major Tom" has sent you and a team (to use the term loosely) of two to the planet Ozymandias. [See the World's End game manual for the character biographies.]

Major Tom fills you in on the mission. An automated probe found the planet, went into orbit, and sent down several rover vehicles to explore. Like quite a few of the hundreds of planets that have been discovered, there was native life. But one thing was strikingly new.

The first rover came down in a desert area, and promptly found artifacts, apparently constructed by alien intelligences. Among the first things found was the ruins of an immense statue, prompting the naming of the planet.

The other rovers also found artifacts and ruins. But no intact cities. And no obvious signs of intelligent life that were less than centuries old.

The planet is also seething with life in a variety of shapes and sizes. Many of the larger creatures are six-limbed, but a diversity of other forms adds to the mystery of the planet.

Finally, after only a short survey, all three of the autonomous rover vehicles ceased transmitting. The orbital probe returned with the results.

------

"This team," you say, "is tasked with investigating this planet by... my superiors. I don't need to explain to either of you the potential importance of this discovery."

"Or the potential profit." The speaker is a tall, good-looking man who, defiant of considerable odds to the contrary, has no scar on his chin.

"That's right, Terasov," you say. "You'll all be well paid."

"Major?" The beautiful redheaded woman speaks up in an oddly accented musical tone. "Why are we here? Terasov and me, I mean. For such an important mission, why not use a government or corporate team?"

You smile, but a twitch of your right eyebrow reveals tension under control. "Fox, let's not waste time with too many unnecessary questions. That will all be made clear presently."

You turn and open a locker. "Both of you get into your environment suits. Let's take a look around. Remember the safety drill."

They don their suits and follow you into the airlock. "All right," you say. "We don't know what's waiting for us on the other side of this hatch. We've got to be prepared for anything, and I want proper military organization so as to avoid any screw-ups. Consequently, I'm going to appoint a second-in-command."

Terasov has engineering knowledge and language skills.

Fox has biological knowledge and hunting skills.

But both of them have a little leadership potential.

Which one will you choose, Commander?

[Note to players: Whichever character you choose to be second-in-command will be the one you play during the rest of the game.]

> save

Game saved in slot 1. Type RESTORE to load this saved game.

> _

...

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#758823
Topic
The SW Saga of 1975: ATM's Take
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DominicCobb said:

ATMachine said:

I don't know how else I can say this, so I'll just leave this link here. Please, go read it. But try not to gloat too much when you do. That's not very nice, after all.

And for those of you who don't like clicking links, I'll just ask you this:

Didn't you ever wonder where the name "Michael Kaminski" (webmaster of SaveStarWars.com) comes from?

It's a pseudonym.

Janusz Kaminski is a favorite cinematographer of Steven Spielberg.

And The Order of Saint Michael and Saint George is a British order of knighthood.

What are you implying? I hope you are aware that he used to be a fairly active poster here.

 You'll see. But you'd probably figure it out faster if you read that link.

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#758795
Topic
The SW Saga of 1975: ATM's Take
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I don't know how else I can say this, so I'll just leave this link here. Please, go read it. But try not to gloat too much when you do. That's not very nice, after all.

And for those of you who don't like clicking links, I'll just ask you this:

Didn't you ever wonder where the name "Michael Kaminski" (webmaster of SaveStarWars.com) comes from?

It's a pseudonym.

Janusz Kaminski is a favorite cinematographer of Steven Spielberg.

And The Order of Saint Michael and Saint George is a British order of knighthood.

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#758639
Topic
Total Biscuit DOES have colon cancer.
Time

Then Aragorn laid his hand gently to the sapling, and lo! it seemed to hold only lightly to the earth, and it was removed without hurt; and Aragorn bore it back to the Citadel. Then the withered tree was uprooted, but with reverence; and they did not burn it, but laid it to rest in the silence of Rath Dínen. And Aragorn planted the new tree in the court by the fountain, and swiftly and gladly it began to grow; and when the month of June entered in it was laden with blossom.

‘The sign has been given,’ said Aragorn, ‘and the day is not far off.’ And he set watchmen upon the walls.

--The Return of the King, chapter 5: The Steward and the King (the third part of The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien)