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#298076
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Bionic Woman 2007
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/298076/action/topic#298076
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Why did they have to name her Jamie Sommers in the new series? It just becomes another rehash of what's been done. But if they'd just given her a new name, then Lindsay Wagner's Bionic Woman and this new one could peacefully coexist in the same universe ... Bionic Woman TNG so to speak. Is there ANY reason why they had to give her the same damn name and thus negate the original upon which this is based?
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#298073
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Prequelize the OT
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/298073/action/topic#298073
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Luke: So what do you think of the Princess that we just rescued, Han? She seems sharpish and bossy but there is some strange connection I feel towards her. It could be easily mistaken for lust if you were to read my facial expressions alone, but hopefully this dialogue will help to clarify that it is more on a platonic level, like a brother might have for his sister.

Han: I am trying not to think about her any more than is absolutely necessary. But then again, if I analyze my feelings more ... I do not know ... What do you think, Luke? Do you think it is possible for a princess of one of the royal houses of the core systems (which, incidentally, is no more, since the planet was destroyed, leaving her, what? A queen? Anyway I digress) Is it possible for somebody of noble blood to have a meaningful relationship with a mercenary who loves money more than people, who gambles, who runs illegal spice trading, who has a price on his head, and who has a crappy ship like me?

Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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#297757
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<strong>The &quot;ADigitalMan Special Editions&quot; DVD Info and Feedback Thread</strong> (Released)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297757/action/topic#297757
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I think the immaculate conception can be accepted as either the machinations of Darth Plagueis/Darth Sidious (Dark Side), or the Will of the Force itself (Light Side). By removing it as the dubious actions of some microorganism, the interpretation (however you interpret it) has much more resonance with the story.

As for "Queen" Amidala, to me it's pretty simple and clear: Queens are not elected, they're born. Queens can take the throne at the age of 14. It's happened in monarchies before. But no core planet in their right mind would elect a 14-year-old as a ruler. Naboo's tradition of electing kids to the top office is just plain stupid. Thrust the throne on her by happenstance and you have a believable story. And as the Queen matured, she would have increasing clout in the Galactic Senate, as we've seen. Look at Elizabeth II ... she has far more influence now on the world stage than she did fifty years ago.
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#297592
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General Harry Potter Discussion
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297592/action/topic#297592
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Wilford may certainly look the part, but the character is a bit more jolly than Wilford. Can you hear Slughorn saying:

"If I really wanted to, I could find out the temperature of your ass when I disguised as that armchair."

Dumbledore: "I'd like to present our new Potions master, Horace Slughorn."
[Harry and Ron share confused looks as they thought he was the new DADA teacher.]
Slughorn: "Well what did you think I was going to be around here, a fucking night watchman?"

"Eat your g-damn oatmeal, you little shit, it's Quidditch today. You need the horsepower."

"No pumpkin pasties! Makes me fart!"

To Cormac McLaggen after listening to him run his mouth: "Will you listen to this guy? He'll be chasing them dogs 'til his dick runs off."

And the best of all:
"You weren't just snoggin' Ginny in the hallway Harry, there were all sorts of intimate acts, oral and whatnot, that can be particularly hard for a trusting friend like Ron to forgive and IMPOSSIBLE to forget."
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#297477
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General Harry Potter Discussion
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297477/action/topic#297477
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I keep hoping for either Brian Cox or John Rhys-Davies as Scrimgeour. We'll see.

I'd love a cameo from Hugh Grant as the new muggle Prime Minister. It'd be a great nod to Love Actually, and Richard Curtis is certainly a friend to the HP universe. (I expected him to get a writer/director chair for HBP before they brought back Kloves and kept Yates on.)

How different would GOF have been if Curtis had helmed it? I guarantee Ludo Bagman wouldn't have been cut, and Rowan Atkinson would have likely played him.
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#297439
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297439/action/topic#297439
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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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#297363
Topic
Indiana Jones IV
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297363/action/topic#297363
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Not saying Shorty is supposed to be Indy's son on a genetic level, but he was more of an adoptive son, and Spielberg could have gone a dozen good directions with that. Instead we've now got: "Here's Indy's Kid. Accept it."

Kinda like General Grievous. "I'm the bad guy running the whole Droid Army. Accept it."

Or Padme: "Even though there is absolutely no possible attraction that has been foreshadowed, I truly deeply love you. Accept it."
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#297276
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Indiana Jones IV
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297276/action/topic#297276
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This pisses me off too. I would have preferred Short Round be in this film rather than introduce what Shia's character is rumored to be.

I completely envisioned a tasteful rehash of the opening scene from Raiders, and when the man with the Fedora steps out of the shadows to reveal his face, it's Short Round, all grown up who says "Dr. Jones, over here." Then whip-pan to Indy. It would have played for good (not cheap) laughs AND set a new tone for the character all at the same time. Clearly he would have grown up to follow in Indy's footsteps and all the typical Spielberg father-son issues could be put between these two established characters.

Imagine having Marion, Shorty and Dr. Henry Sr. all in one film ... it would have tied the previous three together in a perfect little bow.

But once again, they didn't ask me.
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#297233
Topic
Why the hell did the lazy Emperor even think Luke would join the dark side and become his new apprentice?!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297233/action/topic#297233
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As Luke said, "Your overconfidence is your weakness." And it was. Elegant, succinct writing.

If GL wrote ROTJ today, not only would he replace the Ewoks with Gungans, but the dialogue between Luke and Palps would go like this:

"Luke, you are destined to join the dark side of the force and become a Sith like your father became a Sith before you. Only together can we discover the mystery of how to bring your mother back to life. But to do that you must first kill your father, just as he killed children in order to become strong in the Force. Only then will you be strong enough in the dark side to save your dead mother's life."

"I do not agree with the logic behind your statement, Your Highness. From my point of view that is an evil statement. Soon I will be dead and you will also be dead, and my father will also be dead. You both will be dead along with me. We all will be dead together. Your overconfidence in your plan to lure me to the dark side and have me kill my father to take his place because of the psychological issues with me not knowing my parents growing up while you have had a vision of the future, which is always in motion anyway, is your weakness."

"Your faith in the good side of the Force, and that it will not only protect you but also your friends as they execute their battle plans on the moon below us is yours."

I swear, GL wrote the Prequels in Engrish sometimes.
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#297088
Topic
Indiana Jones IV
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297088/action/topic#297088
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Not much more than agreeing with you ... there isn't a lot of originality in Hollywood, and even less that sticks around. Only a few lasting characters have come to mind. That's just pathetic, considering the amount of celluloid Hollywood has churned out in the past 10 years.

I think Captain Jack may be around for a while though. If they can get past the high-mindedness of the last two Pirates films and just make some damn fun swashbuckling adventures that yet don't descend into complete drivel, then he may be a very fun character who will come back time and time again.
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#297070
Topic
Indiana Jones IV
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/297070/action/topic#297070
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Time-tested characters like Bond and all the superheroes not withstanding, we've only seen three new franchises in the past decade with really great characters. Harry Potter, The Matrix, and Pirates of the Carribean. While the latter two both spawned flawed sequels, the originals had characters and situations that most of the population just couldn't get enough of. And of course, HP was based on written material that was already immensely popular. I can't make any other "new" franchise come to mind. Pathetic. But who needs character when you can make movies based on 80s toys, right?