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how to make prefect otemeal threat

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Thee secret is simple.fill bowl with instit otemeal one turd of the way.fill too turds with water.microwayv for 2 and a half minits. take owt and add melk. to disired consistensy.thy turn owt grate evry tyme!

 

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Now with linx!

dont no how this wil help mak betr otemeal.butt this shud help.

Moovee:

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Exeppt he spellt otemeal rong!

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What is this I don't even...

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So feel what were my eyes. Sink into the holes in my eyes. My sins have made me blind. Sink into the holes in my eyes.

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darth_ender said:

Thee secret is simple.fill bowl with instit otemeal one turd of the way.fill too turds with water.microwayv for 2 and a half minits. take owt and add melk. to disired consistensy.thy turn owt grate evry tyme!

 

;)

u hadme til teh ;)

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Davnes007 said:

Is a "turd" an imperial measurement? Or, is it metric?

Pretty sure it's universal. I've run into one of those almost everywhere.

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Darth Mallwalker said:

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Ur just jelous cause yr otemeal iz not prefect.

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wat purfect emarikan we ol speek maks me prowd uf zis cultchr end prowd 2 b parht uf it ul

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Left is to hot.midel to cold.the last is juuuuuuusssst rite!

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They need to do way instain goldeeloxx> who eats thear porlidge. becuse these bares cant frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing a gurl in wuds who had eat three bolls of oots. they are taking the three bolls back to the bares too lady to rest my pary are with the bares who lost thear porlidge ; i am truley sorry for your lots

 

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whoo else stir their otmel wit there dick lol i no i do

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*Ender pretends he didn't read that last post*

iff anywun needz to no how to mak prefect otemeal read the furst poast.

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I'd imagine it would be some variation on porridge oats.

The English tend to make Porridge with milk (this worries me about the better half because he does this too) and sweeten it (this is where the better half is more traditionally Scottish as he has salt).

There has been a brand of oatmeal, more as you may encounter it, popular since the seventies called Ready Brek but it has side-effects.

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OH, THE BEES! THE BEES! THE BEES ARE IN MY EYES! IN MY EYES! AND THE BEES ARE FULL OF STARS! OH GOD, AND THE BEES ARE FULL OF STARS! FULL OF SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I kneed moar linx to halp me make prefect otemeal.