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Fiddlesticks, fungeflaps, Baleks,Bottles, Community Chest.
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Your favorite alternative curse words... — Page 2
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http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php
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That’s awesome.
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In the immortal words of Dr. Peter Venkman “Mother pus-bucket!”
Crud muffin
Fart knocker
Jumping Jehoshaphat
Frickin’ A
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I have never been able to successfully alterna-swear, impressionable children be damned.
But I always liked Melon Farmer.
I know, sometimes you just gotta let those expletives fly…
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F.U.B.A.R.
I’m surprised no-one mentioned this one yet. Maybe it’s cause I’m just old.
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Fart knocker
Wow, I didn’t know this one had such long legs. I never really here anyone say this aside from me.
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listicle, there’s a word that i feel uncomfortable even reading silently in my head. But that is a great list!
“Listicle!” is my new favorite alternative curse word.
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Schnitzel.
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Gorram.
Frink’s listicle reminded me that I often use this word too
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No Nerf herder yet?
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Frink’s Listicle!
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These aren’t necessarily the cleanest alternatives (or most mature), but I do use them (because I’m actually 12) -
tits
farts
balls
bollocks
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Bum
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Oops
Noooooooooo
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Poof…?
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Sugartit
Hell’s bells
Bull hockey
Geez louise
Son of a married couple
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Dipstick
Nerk
Wazzock
Minging
Gordon Bennett
Pish (Pronounced “Pesh”)
This clip demonstrates the correct use and pronunciation of the word “Pish”…
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Flipping Eck!
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Bob Saget!
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Stick bundle.
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Melon Farmer.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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(It hasn’t happened yet)
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Mother Father Sister Brother!
Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
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Feck
whipper snapper
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Doggamn.
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A couple of Blackadder ones…
Clucking Bell
Rumpy-Pumpy
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