Worst Movies of 2003 - Original Trilogy

Author: Bossk
Time: 15-Jan-2004 5:33 AM
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Fellini Satyricon?

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 15-Jan-2004 5:36 AM
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Fellini's adaptation of an old Greek work about two friends competing for the love of a 12-year-old houseboy. I saw it on a whim, and it has scarred me for life.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 15-Jan-2004 5:39 AM
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Hmm... I think I can understand why. Sounds right up Jacko's alley, though.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 15-Jan-2004 11:04 AM
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Don't know about that, but Andrew Sarris raved about it for years. Crazy critics and their homoerotic subtexts.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 15-Jan-2004 2:21 PM
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Country Bears was in 2003 sweet! worst young actor i hope

Author: Bossk
Time: 16-Jan-2004 3:39 AM
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Sounds like a lock to me. And Osment has a double whammy going for him with Country Bears and Secondhand Lions.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Jan-2004 9:52 AM
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nominations come on 26th of january

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Jan-2004 9:53 AM
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-ish

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 17-Jan-2004 11:27 AM
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Country Bears was 2002; sorry to disappoint.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 17-Jan-2004 5:22 PM
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damn!

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 18-Jan-2004 4:56 AM
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GIGLI WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO SEE THE MOVIE. I HEAR THAT WAL*MART IS GIVING IT AWAY WITH THE PUCHASE OF CHICKLETS.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: sean wookie
Time: 18-Jan-2004 7:21 AM
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really a free dvd with a purchase of little pices of gum

Author: HotRod
Time: 18-Jan-2004 8:39 AM
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Was Men in Black 2 out last year???
Cos that really was a big pile of shite!!!
Except for the Dog!?

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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 18-Jan-2004 5:12 PM
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That's hilarious, DAYV. Maybe they should throw in Swept Away and make it a 2-pack.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 19-Jan-2004 3:19 AM
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tomb raider and the cradle of turd... awful movie!!!

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 19-Jan-2004 10:21 AM
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Or as I like to call it, Tomb Raider: Cradle of Filth.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Rebel Scumb
Time: 19-Jan-2004 11:03 AM
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yeah that movie was trite, tombraider one now seems good by comparison,

And I dance. And I sing.
And I'm a monkey, in a long line of kings.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 19-Jan-2004 2:27 PM
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true rebel!

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Bossk
Time: 20-Jan-2004 4:07 AM
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Quote
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
GIGLI WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO SEE THE MOVIE. I HEAR THAT WAL*MART IS GIVING IT AWAY WITH THE PUCHASE OF CHICKLETS.

Guess I'll be going gum-less for a while. Damn. I was looking forward to some Chiclets, too.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: sean wookie
Time: 20-Jan-2004 7:37 AM
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i had to get men in black 2 for cristmas

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 20-Jan-2004 11:19 AM
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The only reason I own MIIB is for The Chubb-Chubbs. Bloody funny stuff.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 20-Jan-2004 12:04 PM
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I was able to download that from the net so I never bothered buying it.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 20-Jan-2004 1:20 PM
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But half the fun of the short is its killer 5.1 track.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 20-Jan-2004 3:01 PM
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MIIB was slightly a let down, but is has lara flynn boyle in it, which is always nice to look at.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 20-Jan-2004 3:02 PM
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I thought Rosario Dawson was nicer to look at, especially in The Rundown.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.