Sign In

Worst Edit Ideas — Page 49

Author
Time

Eyepainter said:

Give everyone a lightsaber. Han Solo gets a lightsaber. Boba Fett gets a lightsaber. R2 and 3P0 get lightsabers. Greedo gets a lightsaber. Chewbacca gets a lightsaber. Lando Calrissian gets a lightsaber. Give all the rebels lightsabers. Give the stormtroopers lightsabers too, and make sure they don’t know how to use them properly, so it makes sense when the ewoks take them down with their own lightsabers.

Finally, give the lightsabers lightsabers.

Divergent Universes
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend
32833-3825478+4665-32WG=6652766

Author
Time

DuracellEnergizer said:

Eyepainter said:

Give everyone a lightsaber. Han Solo gets a lightsaber. Boba Fett gets a lightsaber. R2 and 3P0 get lightsabers. Greedo gets a lightsaber. Chewbacca gets a lightsaber. Lando Calrissian gets a lightsaber. Give all the rebels lightsabers. Give the stormtroopers lightsabers too, and make sure they don’t know how to use them properly, so it makes sense when the ewoks take them down with their own lightsabers.

Finally, give the lightsabers lightsabers.

I believe this has already been done https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AzagAAKiK7k/maxresdefault.jpg

Author
Time

At the end of it all, after this whole nine part epic, after Rey buries the lightsabers on Tatooine where it all began she turns to look directly at the camera and says “Don’t forget to like and subscribe.” Roll credits, presumably with endcards.

Author
Time

Add the opening red and blue ‘helmet’ intro sequence from Disney+ SW shows between the ALTAIAGFFA card and the opening crawl of all saga films.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

Author
Time

Hal 9000 said:

Add the opening red and blue ‘helmet’ intro sequence from Disney+ SW shows between the ALTAIAGFFA card and the opening crawl of all saga films.

This genuinely made me laugh

Author
Time

Make Jar Jar the central character in all 9 movies. Not exactly original, I know, but that’s an edit idea I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

Author
Time

Dub over the white Mon Calamari in Rogue One with Flight of the Concords just to be able to have one report to the Admiral, “Receiving transmission from David Bowie’s nipple antennae.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

Author
Time

Lol. And I feel obliged to correct you in that it’s a “tractor” beam.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

Author
Time

Lol. And I feel obliged to correct you in that it’s a “tractor” beam.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

Author
Time

Then he defeats R2 only to reveal Dooku’s severed head inside, still alive.