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Well, maybe now I really won't release it, just to spite you :p
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That would be the saddest thing ever. :(
I <3 Ridiculous Menace
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Make sure you include set pieces and lines that explain how Vader takes care of his "personal business," i.e. use the potty, blow his nose, scratch that annoying itch that's juuuuust out of reach, etc. Include an easy chair on the bridge because he has to get tired from all that standing and he only seems to sit in his TIE or his Imperial Officer Intimidation Sphere. Maybe even show a bed and some nose drops in his chamber. And he has to get bored from all that standing and sitting around for lengthy periods of time: maybe he has some video games that play inside his helmet and respond to his brain waves, like Mario Bros. or Sonic the Hedgehog.
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George Lucas cameo a la Hitchcock.
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Star Wars is set a long time ago
so why not have Vader say,
"Hey nonny nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"?
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darth_ender said:
George Lucas cameo a la Hitchcock.
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I've always wondered, who is the "new officer" and why was he added?
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I think its because that guy looked too similar to Ady, and they were right next to each other.
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Ha! That's the only guess I've ever had.
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doubleofive said:
darth_ender said:
George Lucas cameo a la Hitchcock.
Uh, I mean...what a great idea! Oh, wait, this is the Worst Edit Ideas thread? I thought this was the Wizard Cool Ideas thread. Heh heh *sweats*
In reality, I don't have a problem with this. I was thinking more of a more prominent role when I wrote that, such as George missing his ride on a speeder or something (much like North by Northwest). I honestly do think that the subtlety of his inclusion in the above shot is pretty cool, and I'm not simply succumbing to Infallible Adywan Syndrome when I say that.
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Speed up Episode 4 so everyone sounds like they've been huffing helium, in order to make more time for gratuitous CG guest appearances from characters intro'd in later (or earlier) episodes. Such as:
Ewoks fighting jawas in the back alleys of Mos Eisley ... A totally random sequence in cloud city ... Wattoo skulking about the Lars homestead or the sandcrawler after the slaughter, fighting off wamprats.
But the key thing is the high-pitched sped up vocals.
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Lum the Insatiable said:
But the key thing is the high-pitched sped up vocals.
Gotta remember this for AOTR.
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The crowd clears. Indiana realizes that someone is standing behind him at a distance. A swordsman begins flaunting his skills with a scimitar, back and forth, twisting and flipping. Indiana stealthily removes his pistol from its holster and prepares to fire, just in case. The swordsman continues showing off for a few more moments, but Indiana does nothing. Then the swordsman charges, swings his sword down towards Indy's head. He misses completely, and only at this point does Indiana discharge his weapon, killing the man on the spot. We don't want Indy to come off as a bad guy after all by shooting first.
Not Star Wars, but LFL so close enough :P
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When Boba lifts Jango's helmet to his face in AOTC, jangos head should comically fall out of it. With a little *whump* noise.
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Han should be smoking all the time! A line should be added when he's wearing the stormtrooper helmet: "You can't even smoke in this blasted thing!" and he should light up just as he removes the helmet :-)
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During the lightsaber fight between Obi and Annie in EP3, "Staying alive" by the bee gees plays over it. The lightsaber hits will be retimed to correspond with the beats in the music.
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That's actually an awesome edit idea. It would be a great improvement to the scene, since it would make it less boring ;-)
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Looks like another idea for Frink
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I like it! I'll pencil it in for the release of ROTR in 2020 :p
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Trying to make sure the Ridiculous PT is done before the Revisited OT, eh?
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Zing!
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Somehow re-edit Anakin's turn to the dark side to something really mundane.
Waiter: Here's your salad Mr Skywalker.
Anakin: Hey! I said no Tomatoes! Yuck!! Arrrgggghhhh!!!!!!
(Goes on killing spree.)
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During his scenes with Padme in AOTC, use CGI to give Anakin a huge boner sticking out of his tunic, thereby making the love story in the film even MORE awkward.
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Jabba the Hutt frequently yells, "Feed me, Fortuna! Feed me now!" Then for one of the musical numbers, he slithers off his platform and sings, "I'm a Mean, Green Motha from Outer Space."
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Alternatively Caroline Blakiston could sing, "I'm a mean Mon Mothma from Outer Space".