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Cancel your plans for the next half hour and google this:
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Worst Edit Ideas — Page 105
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I never really knew how many Stormtroopers were from Minnesota. Maybe a fanedit is in order to reflect that?
Yah! Yah!
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
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In the TLJ, when Kylo turns around shirtless during his force meeting with Rey, add an Obi-Wan “hello there”.
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In the TLJ, when Kylo turns around shirtless during his force meeting with Rey, add an Obi-Wan “hello there”.
And a wolf whistle
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras:The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe or (2014- now) Disney bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
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- Replace Jedi Rocks with Welcome to the Jungle by Guns’n Roses
- Replace the Cantina music with Love Me Do by The Beatles.
- Replace the score in Rogue One’s Vader killing scene with Useless Sacrifice by Death Decline.
«This is where the fun begins!»
(Anakin Skywalker)
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In Episode II, replace Anakin’s voice for an AI-generated Fabio, so that it’s more understandable why Padme would fall in love with him.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
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Turn the Vader-Luke-Palpatine confrontation from ROTJ into a Jim Can’t Swim-style interrogation analysis.
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Play “Komm, süsser Tod” over the TRoS end credits.
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
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I’ve actually thought about unironically using it in TRoS altho for more of a mix than a fix. Eventually I shifted to Nuclear by Mike Oldfield, but the scene I’m picturing is very End of Evangelion inspired.
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Edit this into ROTS
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
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Every piece of diegetic music is interrupted by J.J. Abrams’ Lonely Island keyboard solo.
This is also used to bridge Lapti Nek and Jedi Rocks, allowing both to be used to keep everyone happy.
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boffy said:
bridge Lapti Nek and Jedi Rocks, allowing both to be used to keep everyone happy.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
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replace duel of the fates in TPM with a crappy recorder cover.
I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.
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Have the Benny Hill theme inserted into every duel
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras:The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe or (2014- now) Disney bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
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Completely remove Jar Jar from the entire PT, but don’t change any of the scenes to accommodate that. Jar Jar’s actually a mass hallucination spread through the entire Republic.
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replace duel of the fates in TPM with a crappy recorder cover.
How have I not heard this before? There’s a whole mess of them on YouTube.
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Have the Benny Hill theme inserted into every duel
And speed them up.
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- Replace Jedi Rocks with Welcome to the Jungle by Guns’n Roses
- Replace the Cantina music with Love Me Do by The Beatles.
- Replace the score in Rogue One’s Vader killing scene with Useless Sacrifice by Death Decline.
You ever hear of Heavy Star Wars . . . .
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Change the name of the decoy Cordé to Sorbet and have her melt in the explosion.
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Replace all of Anakin’s lines with the WillfromAfar text to speech voice.
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Completely remove Jar Jar from the entire PT, but don’t change any of the scenes to accommodate that. Jar Jar’s actually a mass hallucination spread through the entire Republic.
Expanding on this idea, do it to literally every character the fanbase deems “annoying” or “bad”. Reva, young Anakin. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too, after all.
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Completely remove Jar Jar from the entire PT, but don’t change any of the scenes to accommodate that. Jar Jar’s actually a mass hallucination spread through the entire Republic.
Expanding on this idea, do it to literally every character the fanbase deems “annoying” or “bad”. Reva, young Anakin. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too, after all.
Don’t forget the ewoks!
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Don’t forget the ewoks!
Oh especially the Ewoks
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Threepio says “we surrender” and all the stormtroopers on Endor start dying for reasons they can’t explain (it’s as if they lost the will to live).
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
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Relatedly: Since Luke says “The Force is strong in my family”, move Threepio’s levitation to the end of the film and intercut it with the burning of Vader’s corpse as a ROTS-esqe act of symbology where Vader’s power passes to his firstborn ‘son’.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)