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Actually, I'd say he IS subtle and believable.

His character gets a bit boring at times, yet keeps the viewer interested as he conveys a feeling of something slumbering beneath the surface.
He's a bit sleazy and over-ambitious, yet at the same time sympathetic and appears morally upright.

He obviously likes the outlook of becoming a chancellor, but it's hard to tell whether he exploits the situation for his own gain, or just kinda glad at the opportunity while still caring about the crisis.
When he proposes his idea, he kinda becomes suggestive and lowers his voice, and it's unclear whether he genuinely wants to help but realizes the implications of his ambitions, or really just wants power and plays the former role.
When he's about to win, it's unclear whether he's desperately trying to hide his betraying euphoria, or is merely temporarily taken in by his success only to be reminded by Padme what really matters.


Excellent playing by McDiarmid, although, in retrospect, Palpatine should've been a much better actor than that - he shouldn't have given away a VIBE of his ulterior motives.
But maybe the character was growing and gaining skills, too... whatever.

There are a few scenes in ROTS where he, after his transformation, acts on par with his ROTJ performance and gives off equally memorably lines - but the rest of it is obviously him having fun.

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when obi-wan said "you were right about one thing master...the negotiations were short"

no one in the theatre even chuckled.

overall,  its hard to pinpoint exact lines but it was irritating to constantly here panaka talk about how something wouldn't work or he doesn't agree  and also the number of times qui-gon tell someone to 'trust my judgment'.  im sure in reality it only occured a few times each, but it seems like thats what these characters were doing most of the time.

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walking_carpet said:

when obi-wan said "you were right about one thing master...the negotiations were short"

no one in the theatre even chuckled.

 

Ouch. Yeah, it was same thing in the theatre when I saw it.

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Another really lame set of lines is when Anakin says to his mother, right before he's about to leave to become a Jedi: "I can't do it".  It sounds totally forced and cliched.

Interesting how he's such a good kid when he leaves, and is such a jerk when he returns.  His Jedi training didn't really seem to serve him very well.

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Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

Another really lame set of lines is when Anakin says to his mother, right before he's about to leave to become a Jedi: "I can't do it".  It sounds totally forced and cliched.

Interesting how he's such a good kid when he leaves, and is such a jerk when he returns.  His Jedi training didn't really seem to serve him very well.

 Being told you're the chosen one could make you pretty cocky.

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walking_carpet said:

when obi-wan said "you were right about one thing master...the negotiations were short"

no one in the theatre even chuckled.

overall,  its hard to pinpoint exact lines but it was irritating to constantly here panaka talk about how something wouldn't work or he doesn't agree  and also the number of times qui-gon tell someone to 'trust my judgment'.  im sure in reality it only occured a few times each, but it seems like thats what these characters were doing most of the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7thq-84O7A&feature=related

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georgec said:

walking_carpet said:

when obi-wan said "you were right about one thing master...the negotiations were short"

no one in the theatre even chuckled.

overall,  its hard to pinpoint exact lines but it was irritating to constantly here panaka talk about how something wouldn't work or he doesn't agree  and also the number of times qui-gon tell someone to 'trust my judgment'.  im sure in reality it only occured a few times each, but it seems like thats what these characters were doing most of the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7thq-84O7A&feature=related

excellent 

 

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Bingowings said:

Master, what's a bongo?

Are you brainless?

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"You're a Gungan, aren't you?"

And, as Queen of the planet, I have no idea about the species sharing it with me...

I loves me The Phantom Menace, but this always bothered me. Oh, and:

"The day started pretty okey-day with brisky mornin' munchin', then boomdegasser, crash into the boss's headlibber, then banished."

I think. Anyone want to check my copy here?

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ROFLRICK said:

"You're a Gungan, aren't you?"

And, as Queen of the planet, I have no idea about the species sharing it with me...

I loves me The Phantom Menace, but this always bothered me. Oh, and:

"The day started pretty okey-day with brisky mornin' munchin', then boomdegasser, crash into the boss's headlibber, then banished."

I think. Anyone want to check my copy here?

No, I think you, ahem, nailed it.

As far as "the negotiations were short", I'm not sure it was intended as a "haw haw" Kenobi *joke*. Just sort of that Obi-Wan light-hearted lines. I never minded it. I think McGregor as Obi-Wan is one of the highlights of the PT. His "Why do I have the feeling we've picked up another pathetic life form?" got chuckles. It's also an odd line as it's Lucas basically acknowledging the alien sidekick sucks.

 

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twooffour said:

It's "braindead".

The dialogue is brainless and the line is, "are you brainless ?".

You are probably thinking about this amazing scene from the new blu-ray and not this one.

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Mr. Bungle said:

No, I think you, ahem, nailed it.

As far as "the negotiations were short", I'm not sure it was intended as a "haw haw" Kenobi *joke*. Just sort of that Obi-Wan light-hearted lines. I never minded it. I think McGregor as Obi-Wan is one of the highlights of the PT. His "Why do I have the feeling we've picked up another pathetic life form?" got chuckles. It's also an odd line as it's Lucas basically acknowledging the alien sidekick sucks.

 

 

hmmm...now that i've seen some of the padme lines, i feel like i want to re-tract because everything she said was awful. so was her delivery.

man..how much worse would the PT be without Ewan? he gave best performance in ROTS i thought.  although, i also believe that he had an advantage over natalie and hayden because he had alec guiness to model off of.  had it not been for that, he likely would have been in a lot of trouble too.

He was outspoken about the worthlessness of TPMs script.  apologists use the standard talking point - "well, a lot of actors dont care for their expereinces on the star wars movies" - but he really wanted to be a part of these movies.

I remember when he was first cast in 1997 he said Independance Day was Hollywood crap and Star Wars was better because it had story and heart - just think about that 15 years later !! lol.

i forgot where, but i read something that he said not too long ago - "i think the original trilogy will have a special place in history,  the PT...well, that was the trilogy I was in"

LOL!!  i mean...if this is what he says in public, just imagine what he feels privately!  :(

 

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walking_carpet said:

Mr. Bungle said:

No, I think you, ahem, nailed it.

As far as "the negotiations were short", I'm not sure it was intended as a "haw haw" Kenobi *joke*. Just sort of that Obi-Wan light-hearted lines. I never minded it. I think McGregor as Obi-Wan is one of the highlights of the PT. His "Why do I have the feeling we've picked up another pathetic life form?" got chuckles. It's also an odd line as it's Lucas basically acknowledging the alien sidekick sucks.

 

 

hmmm...now that i've seen some of the padme lines, i feel like i want to re-tract because everything she said was awful. so was her delivery.

man..how much worse would the PT be without Ewan? he gave best performance in ROTS i thought.  although, i also believe that he had an advantage over natalie and hayden because he had alec guiness to model off of.  had it not been for that, he likely would have been in a lot of trouble too.

He was outspoken about the worthlessness of TPMs script.  apologists use the standard talking point - "well, a lot of actors dont care for their expereinces on the star wars movies" - but he really wanted to be a part of these movies.

I remember when he was first cast in 1997 he said Independance Day was Hollywood crap and Star Wars was better because it had story and heart - just think about that 15 years later !! lol.

i forgot where, but i read something that he said not too long ago - "i think the original trilogy will have a special place in history,  the PT...well, that was the trilogy I was in"

LOL!!  i mean...if this is what he says in public, just imagine what he feels privately!  :(

 

It's at ~1 minute into this clip. The interviewer tries to say the PT is good and Ewan shrugs it off. I guess Ewan is a h8r!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z08pO0nDCPA

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georgec said:

It's at ~1 minute into this clip. The interviewer tries to say the PT is good and Ewan shrugs it off. I guess Ewan is a h8r!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z08pO0nDCPA

 thanks

so he singles out the 3rd one.  certainly a far cry from 1997. and he doesn't even remember the name of the planet !?!?!? :.(..  and listen to the audience laugh as he says "well, those are the ones i did"

and he volunteered his opinion on this!!!!  he wasn't even asked what he thought of the PT vs the OT.  :(

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The line I don't like is...

*reads through 3 pages of this thread*

Nope, never mind.  There's not a line in the whole film that wasn't already taken.  In three pages, you managed to cover them all.  Thanks a lot, guys.

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darth_ender said:

The line I don't like is...

*reads through 3 pages of this thread*

Nope, never mind.  There's not a line in the whole film that wasn't already taken.  In three pages, you managed to cover them all.  Thanks a lot, guys.

 how bout some bad shmi dialog:

"you have brought hope to those who have none"  - lol, the whole pod race was so silly and contrived, i felt more elation when daniel-san won the karate title. but im not sure mr. miyagi would over exaggerate his victory like this.  of course, it woulda helped if lucas actually showed a sense of urgency and illustrated the hopelessness.  but sadly, qui-gon & co little detour to tatooine comes off as a mere pit stop to grab lunch on a way to a road trip than a race across space to plead galatic leaders to end a brutal occupation. :(

"you cannot stop the change. anymore than you can stop the suns from setting"  luckily her granddaughter was smart enough to just say "hes got to follow his own path, no one can choose it for him."

poor pernilla  :(

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Mr. Smee!

I know this isn't the right thread, but let me just add that ever since I first watched TPM in theatres, I couldn't help but think of this when I learned of Anakin's mother's name.

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