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Worst dialogue from...........AOTC!!!

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Man, this is going to be tough. So many choices.

I'll start with "Die, Jedi dogs!"

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"I wish I could just wish away my feelings".

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twooffour said:

"I wish I could just wish away my feelings".

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Hah, he said "wish" twice!

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I swear we've had this thread a few times, although maybe expanded to all PT films...

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TV's Frink said:

I swear we've had this thread a few times, although maybe expanded to all PT films...

I imagine so Frink, but some injustices must be fought over and over again if good is to prevail.

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samlark said:

"This is such a drag."

--C-3PO

Ouch. Yeah, that was bad.

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Natalie's horribly forced laugh after Hayden utters "Don't worry, we have R2 to protect us".

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The obvious one is "I hate sand blah blah blah."  But I don't recall hearing much hate for Nat's description of how she spent her summers...

We used to come here for school retreat.  We would swim to that island every day.  I love the water.

See, don't blame Ani for "I hate sand."  Padme barfed it up first!

We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us...and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

"Tom!"

"Ralph!"

"Jenny!"

"Porkins!"

 

Gah.

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"Well, then my Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is."
With Anakin giving her a creepy sex look from behind.

Just seems so off considering they're going for the "red-blooded male & chaste, responsible woman" plot later on, but this scene looks like it's gonna be some merry romantic teenage trip... then again, they are sitting around in the grass inbetween.

Just LOL at the entire love plot :D

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TV's Frink said:

The obvious one is "I hate sand blah blah blah."  But I don't recall hearing much hate for Nat's description of how she spent her summers...

We used to come here for school retreat.  We would swim to that island every day.  I love the water.

See, don't blame Ani for "I hate sand."  Padme barfed it up first!

We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us...and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

"Tom!"

"Ralph!"

"Jenny!"

"Porkins!"

 

Gah.

That entire conversation is just a complete disaster. Idiocy piled upon idiocy. Nat was wearing a nice dress though.

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Oh, and leave the C3-P0ns alone, they at least manage to bring out a chuckle or two... I think... the serious ones are just a drag ;)

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twooffour said:

Oh, and leave the C3-P0ns alone, they at least manage to bring out a chuckle or two... I think... the serious ones are just a drag ;)

*facepalm*

I never chuckled at anything C3PO said.  I just got mad.  Thankfully the best fanedits never let him leave the ship.

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TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

Oh, and leave the C3-P0ns alone, they at least manage to bring out a chuckle or two... I think... the serious ones are just a drag ;)

*facepalm*

I never chuckled at anything C3PO said.  I just got mad.  Thankfully the best fanedits never let him leave the ship.

I'm quite beside myself.

The blue elephant in the room.

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TV's Frink said:

twooffour said:

Oh, and leave the C3-P0ns alone, they at least manage to bring out a chuckle or two... I think... the serious ones are just a drag ;)

*facepalm*

I never chuckled at anything C3PO said.  I just got mad.  Thankfully the best fanedits never let him leave the ship.

But, you know, the Ewoks compared to the Gungans, were like fucking Shaft!

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Worst was probably Anakin describing how he slaughtered Tusken women and children to which Padme unemotionally responds, "to be angry is to be human."

The blue elephant in the room.

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Same scene:

"I can fix anything" (paraphrased)

We get it George, he's the same little guy from the previous movie.

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Yep, I was gonna say, "Around the survivors a perimeter create!"  Some of these lines for me only got awful after the initial glow of seeing a new Star Wars film wore off, but that was the line where, watching it in theatres for the very first time, I knew something was very wrong...  Or my brain had lost the capacity to process words because, damn, was that a toughie to even figure out!

There is no lingerie in space...

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The Techo Union EEEOOOHHHEEEEEHHOOHHEEOOEEOEEHHH

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twooffour said:

The Techo Union EEEOOOHHHEEEEEHHOOHHEEOOEEOEEHHH

Yeah, that's pretty awful.

"Anakin!" (spoken by Padme as she hugs him after the fight with Dooku).

Bear with me here, and correct me if I'm wrong.  The Jedi aren't supposed to get attached.  Padme runs up and hugs Anakin (and ignores Obi-Wan) right in front of both Obi-Wan and fracking Yoda!  And yet they aren't suspicious.

Grrrrr....

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Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold said:

"Sounds like a complete dicatorship to me"

"Well, if it works..."

You dog!

This doesn't bother me as much as most of the "romantic" dialogue.  It's not great, but it beats most of the other shit in the movie.  It's at least 0.2% believable instead of 0.0%.

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TV's Frink said:

Bear with me here, and correct me if I'm wrong.  The Jedi aren't supposed to get attached.  Padme runs up and hugs Anakin (and ignores Obi-Wan) right in front of both Obi-Wan and fracking Yoda!  And yet they aren't suspicious.

Grrrrr....

PLOT HOLE!