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Worst Dialogue from............................The Phantom Menace! — Page 2

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"...and they blow you up. Boom!"

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"

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 (Edited)

Duuh-shkroony DO-pahd SLAMO!

What’s the internal temperature of a TaunTaun? Luke warm.

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Everything said by Jar Jar. Or any of the Gungans for that matter. Maybe the Nabooneese wouldn't feel superior to the Gungans if the latter weren't complete imbeciles?

Most of Anakin's dialogue - the scene in which he unwittingly blows up the Trade Federation ship is probably the worst offender. That's when "the best star pilot in the galaxy" turns into a clown.

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Almost forgot....

CHESS ko Sebulba? Cheboko oomin deessa. Dees erotika badamin chow chooooowah!

It doesn't have quite the gravitas as "Shortie. Chow chi. Lan tsu tsan tsa!"

What’s the internal temperature of a TaunTaun? Luke warm.

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Anything Ric Olie said.

 

YEAH I SAID IT! COME AT ME BRO!

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I wish the line hisen to be pounded unto death, was in the finished film its in the screenplay.

The scene when qui gon asked what is to become of jar jar binks.

Pounded unto death this one, and jar jar goes ouch ouch.

 

Worst dialogue in menace.

Other than the jar jar scenes i cannot really think of one or maybe one of anakin's line deliveries by Jake Lloyd

 

I can think of multitudes for clones and sith.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Tyrphanax said:

Anything Ric Olie said.

 

YEAH I SAID IT! COME AT ME BRO!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

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"Ooooops!"

Kitbashed
Essays, videos and thoughts on the inspiration behind Star Wars.

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"IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!"

Thanks, Ric.

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fishmanlee said:

"I'm not going to get in trouble for this am I?

What?

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What?

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Worst dialogue? Well that would have to be this:

"Bllrrbllwrrbllwrrbllwrrbllwrrbllwrrblllwrrrblaah!"

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Ric Olie said:

Tyrphanax said:

Anything Ric Olie said.

 

YEAH I SAID IT! COME AT ME BRO!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

That is Ric Olie accepting your challenge.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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captain tarpals: "yousa in big doodoo this time!"

that...hurt....to...type.

"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH

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TV's Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

"IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!"

Thanks, Ric.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgpAQEPAQM

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

Jar-Jar calling the queen hot. Or whatever the fuck he was saying.

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Tyrphanax said:

TV's Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

"IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!"

Thanks, Ric.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgpAQEPAQM

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

Jar-Jar calling the queen hot. Or whatever the fuck he was saying.

Hot, to in Gungan means Nice, so he said "Pretty Nice" (or Pity Huh?)

If your referring to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ooUGlA9Oo

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

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I think Palpatine (specifically him and not Sidious) is the only one who's lines don't make me cringe because at least he's consistent and McDiarmid manages to find his way around the crappy dialogue. 

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CWBorne said:

I think Palpatine (specifically him and not Sidious) is the only one who's lines don't make me cringe because at least he's consistent and McDiarmid manages to find his way around the crappy dialogue. 

For the most part I agree with you but this scene was awful and hilarious at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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georgec said:

CWBorne said:

I think Palpatine (specifically him and not Sidious) is the only one who's lines don't make me cringe because at least he's consistent and McDiarmid manages to find his way around the crappy dialogue. 

For the most part I agree with you but this scene was awful and hilarious at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w

Very true, but by the third film, MacDiarmid clearly just wants to have some fun with the character. But in Phantom Menace (and AOTC) he's the closest thing to being subtle and believable in his scenes as Palpatine.