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I've always been more of a Dark Forces kind of guy--I've owned the whole series at one point or another, and still get out Jedi Outcast/Academy for my Mac sometimes.  (Of course, I do tend to cheat with the Force powers to make it more fun.  lol)  In addition to the excellence of gameplay, I like that their design makes relatively little concession to prequel-isms.

The RotS novelisation is pretty good.  I read it before the movie came out, which may explain why it took me a while to see exactly why the movie SUX'D so much.

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I dislike them because george f!@#ed them up.  It starts with him. 

Poor writing,poor acting, overdependance of cgi due to excessive laziness and ego.  He had PLENTY of time to come up with something, anything, better than what we got. I feel great resentment with Luca$ everytime I watch the PT.

Jarjar is an abomination to the world of SW.  He's better suited for some children's show on nickelodean, not the world of SW.  Or better yet, his concept should have been incinerated, never to be revealed!  So much precious screentime was wasted on that orange putz.

IMO, the PT has no integrity.  All 3 movies are basically 2hr,20min commercials for hasbro toys.  THATS more important to Luca$ more than anything.  For george, its ALL about merchandising.  He's more concerned about what he can plaster the SW label on, and how much money he can make.  He told his creative teams during their crafting that he wants every character to be able to be made into a toy, so dont complicate the physical feature. more characters=more toys.  That really pisses me off too.

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You know, I no longer look at Jar Jar as the downfall of Star Wars anymore. It's the rest of the stuff that's so bad.

- The small universe: Chewie and Yoda being BFFs was the last straw
- The lazy ties to the OT
- The things that were simple facts in the OT are now lies or stretches of the truth:
Uncle Owen never thought Anakin should have stayed and not gotten involved, Leia couldn't have remembered her real mother, Obi-wan never directly served Leia's father in the Clone Wars, Yoda wasn't the Jedi Master who instructed Obi-wan
- and more, I'm sure.

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Hoth-Nudist said:

He had PLENTY of time to come up with something, anything, better than what we got.

Ultimately though, isn't that really telling of who he is as a creator?  Which, in my opinion, is not a talented one.  He had decades to come up with new stories that could have existed within the Star Wars universe, but he couldn't do it. Instead, he stayed married to that same film from 1977 and tried to expand it into five more movies.  He just isn't a great writer. After Star Wars became a phenomenon, he decided to make a sequel. So, he hired two people to write sequels - Brackett and Foster.  He had no ideas left.  Too bad he didn't use either of them.  It might have kept him from shrinking the universe into a bed time story. To me, Brackett's original story was much more in keeping with the mystery and far away feel of Star Wars.

As I've said before on this board and on an Indy board; He's a great idea man, but he really struggles to flesh them out.  American Graffiti, Star Wars, & Raiders Of The Lost Ark are fantastic films, all from his ideas.  They're three of my favorite movies.  However, he had to have help in all three to get them right. Without Marcia, Kurtz, Spielberg, & Ford (and many others) - his films most likely wouldn't have been as successful.  Reading interviews from years past, some of them were close to not being released at all had other people not come to his rescue - Marcia with American Graffiti.

If you guys have read any of his early drafts for Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, it's as ridiculous & out of place in the Indy world as the prequels are in the Star Wars world.
A squadron of flying saucers chasing Indy across the desert while firing lasers at him?!!.........

 

Thank God he's only a third of the Indiana Jones team. I honestly believe that's why the Indiana Jones franchise is consistent in tone and quality throughout - there are checks & balances (Spielberg & Ford) that don't exist in the Star Wars franchise, at least not after 1980. Which is exactly the time that franchise went to shit.

My point with all this blathering is that it doesn't matter how much time he has.  If George is the sole voice of a story, it's likely to be a bad one.

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doubleofive said:

You know, I no longer look at Jar Jar as the downfall of Star Wars anymore. It's the rest of the stuff that's so bad.

- The small universe: Chewie and Yoda being BFFs was the last straw
- The lazy ties to the OT
- The things that were simple facts in the OT are now lies or stretches of the truth:
Uncle Owen never thought Anakin should have stayed and not gotten involved, Leia couldn't have remembered her real mother, Obi-wan never directly served Leia's father in the Clone Wars, Yoda wasn't the Jedi Master who instructed Obi-wan
- and more, I'm sure.

Agreed with all of this, and let me just add the fact that George never can figure out if he actually wants these to be prequels or not.

Let's remember (as a lot of people misuse this term) that prequel is short for pre-sequel.  It is a sequel that chronologically comes before its predecessors.  And George sucks the teets of that premise for all its worth.  "Hey, look, it's C3PO as a young, naked man!  I remember him from the original movies!"  "Hey, look, it's Chewbacca hanging out with Yoda!  I remember them from the original movies!"  "Hey, look, it's that ship Darth Vader walked onto in the original movie!"  "Hey, look, it's the Death Star from the original movie!"  The prequels hardly have any life to them that's not leaching from the original films, yet...

George would rather you believe they're not prequels in the first place and instead are just literally the first three movies of the Star Wars saga... totally undermining every ridiculous in-joke and reference he makes in them!

YOU NO MAKE SENSE, LUCAS!!!!

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George would rather you believe they're not prequels in the first place and instead are just literally the first three movies of the Star Wars saga... totally undermining every ridiculous in-joke and reference he makes in them!

YOU NO MAKE SENSE, LUCAS!!!!
Exactly. The most entertaining parts only make sense if you already know the originals.

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Hey they still Nuked the fridge with or without the help of Lucas, i still to this day pretend the fourth indiana jones film never happened it is better that way, just like i pretend their are only 3 star wars movies.

You know that after five or six scripts trying to shoehorn sci fi aliens into the indiana jones world, maybe they should have tossed that idea in the trash and worked out a real indiana jones idea like the serial adventures of old.

Hell the marvel comics and dark horse people came up with better ideas, or the game people at Lucasarts.  Lucash sucks at writing and Ford and Spielberg should have stuck to the no aliens in indiana jones thing they at first put their foot down over.

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anchorhead said

However, he had to have help in all three to get them right. Without Marcia, Kurtz, Spielberg, & Ford (and many others) - his films most likely wouldn't have been as successful

 

Spot on.  I recall reading about the collaboration a long time ago and I began thinking about Luca$ in a different light.  With the OOT, creative collaborators and film executives were able to disagree with Luca$ or flat out tell him "NO".  With the PT there wasnt anybody around to say: "George, SW cant go in this direction, this is SHIT".  Instead, Luca$ bought out SW, surrounded himself with "yes" men, and mentally got lost and forgot what made SW so special.

In regards to Indiana Jones, Luca$'s biggest involvement should have been relegated to parking the staff's cars.  KOTCS was aweful and I too exclude it from the real IJ trilogy.  I only saw it once, in the theater, and Ive no desire to see it again.  Aliens?! really?!  At the end of the movie I half expected Moulder and Skully to pop in.  But that movie, like the PT, made an undeserving large amount of money.  So I wouldnt be surprised if george proposed doing another.  Seems he's into milking these franchises at the expense of their integrity.

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Why I hate the prequels most is that they are taking the credit away from the OT. Meaning the OT takes all the crap because of it, I'm fed up with the SEs and constant changing, and I think the popularity of SW is going down because of them. Also there was a time when pretty much everyone loved SW but now if I was to say that I like SW I have to make clear that I'm only talking about the originals. I could care less about the prequels themselves, I can always not watch them and I'm doing just that.

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Hoth-Nudist said:

Luca$...got lost and forgot what made SW so special.

From the years of reading behind-the-scenes stories & interviews with those who were part of the team, I've long since thought Lucas never really understood what made Star Wars so special to begin with.

From Huyck and Kurtz's rewriting some of the scenes - to Marcia telling him which scenes should stay and which should be edited, it seems as though he wasn't ever aware of what would make the film resonate with audiences, allow them to bond with the characters emotionally.

Kaminski's book has several examples of Marcia having to explain to George why certain scenes needed editing to allow more or less time, to give them the proper emotion, etc. 

The same was true with American Graffiti. After the first screening for the studio it was apparent that thing was a hard-to-follow mess.  It took Marcia to save it and make it the icon it is. 

That's really my point with him being a great idea man, but not a great executor of those ideas - as is clearly evident from the prequels.  At least the only one I've seen.  I don't remember a great deal about Phantom, but I most certainly remember the story being incoherent and very poorly done. 

The Indiana Jones series doesn't suffer from that because - whether he likes it or not - George is forced to be part of a team where he can be vetoed. He doesn't have to understand what makes the character and the stories special to people - Spielberg & Ford take care of that for him.  Just as Marcia, Huyck and Kurtz took care of it for him with American Graffiti and Star Wars.

 

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Indy "4" was every bit as atrocious at TPM, and a hell of a lot worse than ROTS.

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Darth Id said:

Indy "4"

Hello "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks. ;-)

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Quotation marks indicate that it is merely a simulacrum of a sequel, and a poor one at that.

And what's with the Rampant Capitalization?

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Okay.  I guess your comment was "funny."

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ChainsawAsh said:

Hey, I loved Jedi Power Battles!  I actually still have it, and played with a friend a couple weeks ago.  It's harder than I remember.

Actually, so do I. As much as it pains me to admit...

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hairy_hen said:

I've always been more of a Dark Forces kind of guy--I've owned the whole series at one point or another, and still get out Jedi Outcast/Academy for my Mac sometimes.  (Of course, I do tend to cheat with the Force powers to make it more fun.  lol)  In addition to the excellence of gameplay, I like that their design makes relatively little concession to prequel-isms.

The dismemberment cheat is stunning. Outcast is awesome, Academy is really fun, and DFII: Jedi Knight is still a great game.

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Another thing I hate is Luca$ admitting that TPM and AOTC were just "filler" films.  What a damn waste!    If I were writing, I'd be licking my chops with enthusiasm!  But no, Luca$ is all ho-hum about it and barely turns in a script on time before filming, with crap.  Taxation of trade routes?!  Midiclorians?! a lazy jedi council?! Just 2 sith?! jar jerk binks?!

"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH

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Technically there were three Sith...though Dooku shouldn't have been one IMO.

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I remember that quote, but it's kind of bullshitty, I'm not sure he believes it. It was during the hype in 2005 for III. It was just more of the new lucasfilm's constant, calculated carnival barking, to convince people who hated the last two to see this one anyway. Outside of that promotional 2005 context, Lucasfilm will tell you everything in every movie is crucial and thuper-important.

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 Seriously, the picture above should be made THE appended caption to any or all of Lucas' bad ideas........

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Not to reopen this can of worms, but ...

Crystal Skull is lightyears better than any of the prequels.  It's not that much worse than Temple or Crusade (which is only good because of Sean Connery and the last 30-40 minutes).  Raiders is the only legitimately good Indy film (which is why I'm glad it doesn't have "Indiana Jones" in the title - it makes it easy to keep it separate from the inferior sequel trilogy).