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… because the scruffy smuggler, whom GL admits [in his recent I-changed-my-mind mea-culpa] was a “cold-blooded killer”, …
Entertainment Weekly - 20151130 “George Lucas defends Greedo shooting Han first” |
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… Han Solo is also a liar. He is positioning himself in that whole game.
In my exclusive interview with Han Solo, he confided to me his true opinion of “the force” …
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid.” |
When I questioned him further on why he thinks so, he replied …
“Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field controling my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.” |
And with him holding that blaster, we believe him! Thank you, Mr. Solo. We now return to the Original Trilogy studios. Leia?