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Tuesday Thread — Page 6

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Bump for relevance.

Will bump again tomorrow.

For relevance.

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Happy t-pose Tuesday, everyone. It only comes once a week, so make the most of it.

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So what’s the pose for tomorrow’s Tuesday?

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This thread is relevant more than ever.

The blue elephant in the room.

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TV’s Frink said:

So what’s the pose for tomorrow’s Tuesday?

I’ll gladly pay you next Tuesday.

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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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Some people mean “the day after the next” when they say next. So I think it’s obvious tomorrow is “next Tuesday” but there are weirdos who insist it’s the Tuesday after that, i.e. the day after tomorrow.

Just making sure you aren’t one of those weirdos.

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I just realized that all the days of the week are spelled the same.

Woah.

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dahmage said:

I just realized that all the days of the week are spelled the same.

Woah.

They’re all pronounced slightly differently, however. If they weren’t we’d have no idea what day it is.

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TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

I just realized that all the days of the week are spelled the same.

Woah.

They’re all pronounced slightly differently, however. If they weren’t we’d have no idea what day it is.

that makes sense

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https://deadspin.com/president-of-the-united-states-weirdly-roll-tide-1825157969

It’s hard to believe, but it’s true—Donald Trump has only been President of the United States for 13 years. The time has gone by so quickly, one day screaming incoherently into the next over and over and faster and faster, and yet it has also somehow been the same endless shitty/terrifying Tuesday for that entire time, just one long continuous descent across the same lowering afternoon. Everyone agrees that it’s fantastic, but it can also be kind of exhausting. There was a time when days followed each other, when Tuesdays gave way to Wednesdays and when sentences spoken aloud simply began and ended instead of spiraling up and out endlessly in a metastatic congeries of pissy parentheticals and interlinked more and mores. For those who remember The Before Times, this collapse of linear time as we understood it before the Trump presidency began, 22 years ago this Tuesday, does present some challenges.

Trump himself has even seemed kind of stressed out about it of late, but on Tuesday—today, Tuesday, same as yesterday—he got a reprieve. This was not one of those old-fashioned morale-boosting visits, like the kind he got during the first seven years of his presidency when they’d just bring in some trucks for him to climb around on whenever he was feeling grouchy. This was even better—a visit from the 2017 National Champion University of Alabama football team!

Tomorrow is also going to be Tuesday.

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Frink is many things, especially on Tuesday.

The blue elephant in the room.