This Thread is Jail - Original Trilogy

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 18-May-2023 11:49 PM
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I’m glad you said so, because now I can post again. Only 6 posts to freedom!

Author: Superweapon VII
Time: 18-May-2023 11:59 PM
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Hal 9000 said:

(Superweapon VII gets 1 post credit for time served.)

“The Anarchists are right in everything; in the negation of the existing order and in the assertion that, without Authority there could not be worse violence than that of Authority under existing conditions. They are mistaken only in thinking that anarchy can be instituted by a violent revolution… There can be only one permanent revolution — a moral one: the regeneration of the inner man. How is this revolution to take place? Nobody knows how it will take place in humanity, but every man feels it clearly in himself. And yet in our world everybody thinks of changing humanity, and nobody thinks of changing himself.”

― Leo Tolstoy

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 19-May-2023 12:08 AM
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I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

Author: crissrudd4554
Time: 19-May-2023 12:18 AM
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Don’t look at me I’m one crazy mofo! I had to pop a cop cause he wasn’t giving me my props in Oaktown!

Author: That guy with no name
Time: 19-May-2023 8:07 AM
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Yes sir. 🤤

-TGWNN

Author: Hal 9000
Time: 19-May-2023 9:11 AM
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RicOlie_2 said:

I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

My stance on revising fan edits.

Author: That guy with no name
Time: 19-May-2023 9:45 AM (Edited)
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-TGWNN

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 19-May-2023 10:15 AM (Edited)
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Hal 9000 said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

It was worth a shot…

Here’s a very unsatisfying GIF in response:

Author: That guy with no name
Time: 19-May-2023 10:49 AM
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four more and I’m out of this hell hole

-TGWNN

Author: Hal 9000
Time: 19-May-2023 11:17 AM
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RicOlie_2 said:

Hal 9000 said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

It was worth a shot…

Here’s a very unsatisfying GIF in response:

That gif is indeed strangely unsatisfying. I don’t like it. I have given you the worst piece of meatloaf and skimped on the potatoes as plausibly deniable revenge.

My stance on revising fan edits.

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 19-May-2023 11:28 AM
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Well goldurnit!

Author: That guy with no name
Time: 19-May-2023 3:19 PM
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Are you gonna eat that sir?

-TGWNN

Author: Master Lawdog
Time: 19-May-2023 8:29 PM
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I’ve already dropped the soap.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 19-May-2023 9:12 PM
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That guy with no name said:

Are you gonna eat that sir?

Darn right I will. Watcha gonna do about it?

Author: That guy with no name
Time: 19-May-2023 9:26 PM
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RicOlie_2 said:

That guy with no name said:

Are you gonna eat that sir?

Darn right I will. Watcha gonna do about it?

I’m gonna put a 👊 in your face

-TGWNN

Author: RicOlie_2
Time: 19-May-2023 10:11 PM (Edited)
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Well, after I get off the ground, I call over the prison guard and ask to be moved to a different cell, because I want to make sure I get released in my next post.

HAAAL[P]!

JEDIT: Oh, and I put my fists up to ward off any further blows.

Author: Master Lawdog
Time: 19-May-2023 10:17 PM
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Whatever happens here, just don’t get inspired by The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence), Hal.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

Author: Superweapon VII
Time: 20-May-2023 4:23 AM
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Master Lawdog said:

I’ve already dropped the soap.

“The Anarchists are right in everything; in the negation of the existing order and in the assertion that, without Authority there could not be worse violence than that of Authority under existing conditions. They are mistaken only in thinking that anarchy can be instituted by a violent revolution… There can be only one permanent revolution — a moral one: the regeneration of the inner man. How is this revolution to take place? Nobody knows how it will take place in humanity, but every man feels it clearly in himself. And yet in our world everybody thinks of changing humanity, and nobody thinks of changing himself.”

― Leo Tolstoy

Author: Atom-88
Time: 20-May-2023 6:39 AM
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Master Lawdog said:

A real torture in prison would be having to listen to Jedi Rocks on a loop.

WOW, ‘Mental note, never upset Master Lawdog’ lol

Author: Atom-88
Time: 20-May-2023 6:48 AM
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** Not classing this as a post**

Did anyone else drop a log when they got a message titled ‘Jail’ from Hal lol.

Besides this could be a good thing my mammy says I need to make friends lol.

Author: Hal 9000
Time: 20-May-2023 7:45 AM
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OP updated to change to one week instead of one month for how long someone’s imprisonment will expire if they do not post. Seems fair since I changed the rule to restrict inmates from posting in other threads.

My stance on revising fan edits.