Sign In

The thread where we make extremely subtle insults about each other

Author
Time

Rule #1: Only insults allowed.

Rule #2: We shall not waste thread space by discussing how the statement was actually insulting.

Author
Time

I’ll start.

Boy, the sky sure looks blue today!

Author
Time
 (Edited)

The sky is azure. Are you facetious or just a dunce?

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.

Author
Time

That was not very subtle at all. You are in violation of rule # thread title. If you don’t shape it up I will let the mods handle it.

And for the record, traffic lights go green, then yellow, then red.

Author
Time
 (Edited)

darth_ender said:

And for the record, traffic lights go turquoise, then amber, then crimson.

The Truth™.

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.

Author
Time

The patent office is closed on Tuesdays.

But Dillard’s is open.

Author
Time

Fishmongers ahoy.

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.

Author
Time

It’s getting hot in this room.

Author
Time

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

rule # thread title

Marginally clever.

An open, half-hearted compliment is not the same thing as an extremely subtle insult. You are crossing red lines all over Off Topic tonight, aren’t you? I’ve got Jay on speed dial. I’m just waiting for one more infraction from you.

Roses are red
But violets are not blue
They aren’t called violet for no reason now, are they?

Author
Time

yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

I think we both know this was a subtle compliment. What would my wife say if she saw your filthy posts about me?

Me, I want a hula hoop.

Author
Time

darth_ender said:

yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

Me, I want a hula hoop.

Hey, you remind me a lot of the individuals you quoted there! I assume you quoted the CGI reboot versions and not the originals though, right?

Collipso is free!

Author
Time

NeverarGreat said:

I think subtlety is a valiant expectation for the posters on this thread.

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.

Author
Time

NeverarGreat said:

I think subtlety is a valiant expectation for the posters on this thread.

Is that irony I detect? Not extremely subtle, but not bad.

Watt’s eating Gilbert’s grapes?

Author
Time

suspiciouscoffee said:

darth_ender said:

yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

Me, I want a hula hoop.

Hey, you remind me a lot of the individuals you quoted there! I assume you quoted the CGI reboot versions and not the originals though, right?

Deeply insulting, but not subtle at all. I never realized how hard keeping two rules (plus the thread title) could be.

Oh, the hoary head of a tortoise!

Author
Time
 (Edited)

Gallant got the grades, but Goofus got the girls.

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.

Author
Time

Ooh, that’s a low blow, my friend.

Wayne Gretzky is not a superhero.