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The Worst Star Wars Characters — Page 5

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Why do you despise Mr. Fortuna? He was so nice in getting that Skywalker guy an audience with the Big J. 😉

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It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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Hey c’mon, Bib Fortuna was great. I still remember owning the action figure as a kid.

And David Bowie would have been a great villain. Jim Henson’s Labyrinth is proof of that.

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SilverWook said:

lovelikewinter said:

Because Lucas gave his kids cameos?

The camera lingered on them way too long.

It seems like people are really embracing the new characters. In fact, the big question people ask me now about Star Wars is, “Are Finn and Poe gay lovers?” And really how the f*ck would I know? My second husband left me for a man, so my gaydar isn’t exactly what you’d call Death Star level quality. ----Carrie Fisher

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Cobra Kai said:

yaddle

*edit - ah, I see I’m late to the party on this one. Yaddle… one of GL’s most baffling decisions.

Sporting a Peter Cushing FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL wig.

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Well, Anthony Daniels did get a cameo in the same scene. 😉

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I really dislike the blue guy from the prequals. I don’t know his name, but he’s the guy hanging are Palpatine and the Senate. He just bothers me.

Hippa to the hoppa and ya just don’t stopa

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Raekwon said:

I really dislike the blue guy from the prequals. I don’t know his name, but he’s the guy hanging are Palpatine and the Senate. He just bothers me.

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This is where prequel alien design makes even the goofiest denizen of Jabba’s palace look good. How many times has this guy gouged someone’s eye out, because they were standing too close to him when he sneezed or bent over?

Also, was Palpy into spooky pale bald women? Did she dump him after he got whacked with a Sith ugly stick?

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Hey Bib Fortuna is fine.

Have the prequels been through a DNR scrubber or something? They look really weird to me, though it’s been a long time.

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There’s a member on the Jedi council that has a head and neck shaped like a spoon - that I thought looked really rubbish. I wanted to see him/her/it die during order 66.

A neck that long would be begging for a single clean sweep from Lord Vader’s lightsaber.

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Jar-Jar… For sure !!! Can’t think about a worst character in the whole saga…

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Blacky said:

Jar-Jar… For sure !!! Can’t think about a worst character in the whole saga…

You might think so on face value but Jar-Jar (largely) isn’t in AOTC and ROTS and many people seem to “prefer” TPM to those two.

Perhaps it’s (PT) Anakin?

If he had been a heroic, charming, sexy, dashing, clever, skillful, funny, loveable, exciting etc etc character who was central to, and the focus off, the plot*… I bet many of us here would almost have forgiven 99% of the other cr*p in the prequels.

(* Like, for example, Rey)

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This guy looks like an alien:

These just look like girls wearing a costume: