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The Semi-Random Random Pictures and Thoughts Thread [NSFW] — Page 3

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TV’s Frink said:

Neglify said:

or at least Off-Topic.

The rest of the forum is no better. Unless you think someone saying he’d smash Daisy Ridley because she’s so hot qualifies as intelligent discourse.

I’ll take your word for it. I rarely go outside this section.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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General Star Wars Discussion has been a cesspool these past few days.

I’d say everybody should take equal blame.

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“I have an identical twin. We were separated at birth. I haven’t seen him in 132 years.”

“BROTHER!”

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Yes, I wore a slinky red thing. Does that mean I should spread? For you

your friends

your father

Mr. Ed?

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“Mother Night. Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this force, this presence, returns to torment me.”

“Enter!”

“Ahhh, Blix. Come closer. Are you not the most loathsome of my goblins?”

“Truly, Master.”

“And is your heart black and full of hate?”

"Black as midnight, black as pitch. Blacker than the foulest witch."

“Something troubles me. I feel a presence in the forest. A force I had mercifully almost forgotten.”

“Must be dread indeed to trouble you, Lordship.”

“Looking upon these frail creatures, one would not think that they could contain such power. One could rule the universe with it! You must find them for me and destroy them!”

“What do they look like, Lord?”

“Fool! Let this serve to remind you! The creature is crowned with a single spiral reaching like an antenna straight to heaven!”

“I get the point, Lord.”

“Bring the horns to me.”

“Where should I look, Sire?”

“There is only one lure for such disgusting goodness! One bait that never fails!”

“What be this bait? Please, you teach me.”

“Innocence! Innocence!”

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I hate this thread because unlike your blog, I have to read it.

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I recognize the words you’re using but the combination of them makes no sense to me.

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If you have read the posts I submitted in this thread, then you have already read my blog, as my blog is an on-line dream journal containing edited versions of posts I submitted in aforementioned thread.

Better?

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I don’t read that thread because I value my sanity.

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Four if you count the implication that I know how to read.

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I hate this thread because the images always take so long on my internet connection to load.

I also hate how my scroll position always gets moved because of images loading.

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yhwx said:

I hate this thread because the images always take so long on my internet connection to load.

I also hate how my scroll position always gets moved because of images loading.

Wrong thread.