The Ric Olie Observation Thread — Page 2

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 4-Sep-2009 7:51 PM
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Touche

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 4-Sep-2009 8:19 PM
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This went from strange to stranger...

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 7-Sep-2009 5:21 PM
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No one else needs something observed? Well, here's a freebie - it's very quiet right now!

Author: C3PX
Time: 7-Sep-2009 6:44 PM (Edited)
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Gaffer Tape said:
Yeah, well, guess what brand underwear I'm wearing right now... and what color! Then you will understand the truth...

Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs... gray. See Gaffer, I know everything about you. Creepy, eh?

By the way, you should really consider switching to the new Hanes boxer briefs that are guaranteed not to ride up (make sure they have the seal saying, "Guaranteed not to ride up or your money back!" stamped on the packaging. They really don't ride up, brilliant stuff. Plus, Hanes is supporting has been celebrities with their advertising*, so you can rest assured that your money is going to a good cause.

* Commercial for the above mentioned product features Michael Jordan walking down the street, Charlie Sheen pulls up beside him in a convertable and excitedly announces that he has discovered boxer brief that does't ride up.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 7-Sep-2009 6:52 PM
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Gaffer Tape is wearing grey briefs. And look over here - Ric Olie is wearing a thong.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 7-Sep-2009 7:09 PM
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I'm sure Princess Leia must be envious. A mere starship captain can have a thong but not a freakin' princess?! What's the galaxy coming to?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Sep-2009 8:48 AM (Edited)
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"So this is how freedom dies: to the smell of burnt knicker elastic"

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Sep-2009 3:39 PM (Edited)
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Gaffer Tape said:
I'm sure Princess Leia must be envious. A mere starship captain can have a thong but not a freakin' princess?! What's the galaxy coming to?

A mere starship captain? How dare you? You're just a bit of tape, even if you look like a Princess.

Seriously though, Princess Leia can't hold a candle to me. She was in four of the six movies and never once explained anything to the audience.

Author: bkev
Time: 9-Sep-2009 5:40 PM
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"Here they come!" begs to differ, Olie.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Sep-2009 6:17 PM
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Crap.

Author: bkev
Time: 9-Sep-2009 6:33 PM
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I'm loving this thread. X3

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 10-Sep-2009 3:38 AM
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Who would've thought that Ric Olie was also Danny the Dealer in Withnail and I!

Withnail and I - Danny the Dealer

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 10-Sep-2009 6:03 PM
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Haha, amazing! The ad for this page is trying to sell thongs! This is truly a thread for the ages, Mr. Olie!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: EyeShotFirst
Time: 10-Sep-2009 6:27 PM
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Ric Olie I am trying to quit smoking. What things would you do to quit?

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 10-Sep-2009 8:01 PM
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Gaffer Tape said:
Haha, amazing! The ad for this page is trying to sell thongs! This is truly a thread for the ages, Mr. Olie!

I have one Gaffer Tape speaking the truth on my scope.

EyeShotFirst said:
Ric Olie I am trying to quit smoking. What things would you do to quit?

I'm sorry, I can't offer advice, I can only point out what is in plain view. If I were you, I would quit in a very obvious way, then explain to the audience that I had quit.

Author: doubleofive
Time: 11-Sep-2009 4:58 PM (Edited)
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Nanner Split said:
Who would've thought that Ric Olie was also Danny the Dealer in Withnail and I!

Withnail and I - Danny the Dealer

He's also the British roadie in Wayne's World 2. Which makes him 2 of my favorite characters.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Author: Ric Olie
Time: 11-Sep-2009 6:10 PM
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Man, look at all those sweet lines. I didn't get anywhere near that much to say. I should have gotten that part.

Author: C3PX
Time: 11-Sep-2009 6:13 PM (Edited)
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EyeShotFirst said:
Ric Olie I am trying to quit smoking. What things would you do to quit?

My whiney blog which recently turned advice column (the Hot.Like.C3PX thread) would be a good place to inquire about such advice.

Shameless self promotional plug over.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: bkev
Time: 11-Sep-2009 6:17 PM
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Ric Olie, I think your plan backfired. Rather than pitting us all against each other like most trolls do, YOU have united us in silliness.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 11-Sep-2009 6:18 PM (Edited)
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C3PX said:
My whiney blog which recently turned advice column (the Hot.Like.C3PX thread) would be a good place to inquire about such advice.

Shameless self promotional plug over.

That little C3PX did it! He bypassed my audience. Deflector shields up....

Ugh. I'm running out of material. Stupid George Lucas. You could have put me in more movies! Hell, Typho got a cameo in ROTS.

bkev said:
Ric Olie, I think your plan backfired. Rather than pitting us all against each other like most trolls do, YOU have united us in silliness.

Troll? I'm being helpful here. If not for me, would EyeShotFirst have gotten an offer for help from C3PX? I think not.

And I'm being deadly serious. Seriously - I need work. I'm just about out of food and I'm late on my starship payments.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 11-Sep-2009 6:21 PM (Edited)
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Ric Olie double posted!

Author: C3PX
Time: 11-Sep-2009 8:03 PM
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bkev said:
Ric Olie, I think your plan backfired. Rather than pitting us all against each other like most trolls do, YOU have united us in silliness.

Hmm, I have never actually heard of a troll pitting forum members against each other. That would be a very clever troll, and most trolls seem to be bored 12 year olds with nothing better to do.

I have always (okay, sometimes) seen trolls as blessings in disguise, bringing forum members closer, bringing them together in a common bond as they join forces to defend their web forum of choice in brotherly unity...er, something to that extent anyway.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 11-Sep-2009 8:15 PM
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C3PX said:
Hmm, I have never actually heard of a troll pitting forum members against each other. That would be a very clever troll, and most trolls seem to be bored 12 year olds with nothing better to do.

Or 52 year olds who don't have enough acting gigs...

Author: Moth3r
Time: 14-Sep-2009 4:50 AM
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As much as I appreciate the entertainment value in this thread, multiple accounts are not allowed on this forum.

So, TV's Frink/Ric Olie, let me know which account you want to keep.

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 14-Sep-2009 9:38 AM
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Sorry Moth3r, I had no idea. Please deactivate the Ric Oile account. It won't happen again. Thanks.