The Ric Olie Observation Thread — Page 10

Ric Olie said:

 

xhonzi said:

Perhaps your vertical force needs more... oh heck, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't either.  I just go with the flow.  Vertical, horizontal, or whatever.

Obviously. That thread goes all directions. It tries to land somewhere from time to time, but it is like Ric's ship.

Multi-dimensional thread?  I'm going to have to sit down.

Just stay horizontal for a while.

*whew*  Thanks, I think I will.

Good. Do you feel... impregnated now?

Oh ! By the way !... I didn't comment about that before (it would have been off topic on the thread on wich that was posted) but as we are on THE observation thread, thanks to Ric, I can't keep myself longer to say my thoughts about that...

Don't you think Nanner looks like BRUCE LEE ?!!!...

!!!!!!!!!!!!?

ABC said:

Good. Do you feel... impregnated now?

Xhonzi!!! What did you let him do to you!

I don't know!  I thought he told me to just sit down and relax for a moment... Then I wake up in a bath tub full of ice and I have stiches where my kidneys should be!

xhonzi said:

Then I wake up in a bath tub full of ice and I have stiches where my kidneys should be!

That's because you were drunk... The ice was indeed my stock of frozen whiskey ! (That's why I'm the only one allowed to put ice cubes in my glass by the way).

Perhaps we should end that whiskey discussion here... Or I wouldn't be surprised to see Ric crashing his ship. (He can't stand alcohol. Hear as he talks fast yet).

Whiskey doesn't freeze.

Yes, it does.
At a temperature somewhere between -114°C and 0°C.

Well, yeah, everything has an eventual freeze point. For something like Whiskey is would probably be more around -30°F, which would be about -34.4°C

You'd be hard pressed to find a household freezer that could manage that.

From what I could tell (and I'm still ascending the Ric Olie Observation Tower, to the point at which C3PX's mob funding ran out, so my observations are somewhat limited) The ice in the bathtub was water, but the liquid was slightly watered down whiskey.  I did take time to note, however, that the whiskey level did not change as the ice melted.

Ferris- I'm glad to know that you think that ABC is a horrible horrible man even if it's based on his mad attempts to freeze whiskey as opposed to the little detail of the fact that he drugged me and stole my kidneys!

C3PX said:

You'd be hard pressed to find a household freezer that could manage that.

The Force can freeze anything.

... Xhonzi, you rode too much rubish ! I wonder how that happened.

Ric is right, he's - almost - the only sane guy here !

That must be why I'm pregnant with force rubbish.

Then I would say what Obi-Wan's ghost says to Luke: "Let go..." !

May I ask who is the father by the way? (please don't tell me something that is not true or impossible).

PS: next post I'll rise Ric's ship with my hand (left hand, while the other holds a whiskey).

At least this thread really goes all directions now ! Sorry I didn't warn about Vertical Force: it can rise... And it can fall. Notably true with some kinds of liquors.

Ric,

While you are at the black market selling my kidneys, perhaps you could buy back TV Frink's hands.  They are yellow and smell like cheese.

My kidneys!

Wow, just reading this thread makes me feel slightly insane. I can honestly say that out of all the years I have been here, and all the silliness we have indulged in, this is by far the weirdest, most awkward, and chaotic thread I have ever been party to. That whole bizarre invasion of 30 year old virgin orcs was mere peanuts in comparison.