The Random Star Wars Pics & GIFs Thread — Page 70

At ILM at least it’s an open secret what happens at night in Jabba’s throne room. (Trigger warning: brain-bleach-requiring imagery after that link.)

Someone somewhere also suggested that since some snails have their genitalia in their tongue, maybe Jabba does too, and… you know what happens in ROTJ. I don’t know if that’s even true or not, I just remember the comment sadly.

You guys do know that ROTJ was made to be a child-friendly movie right? Heck, now it’s even a Disney movie. The EU is a completely different matter, sure, but the old one made it physically impossible, and the new one is owned by Disney.

Jabba took a very dignified political leader and princess, put her in a revealing costume and had her chained up to himself as a slave to humiliate her. I honestly don’t think it needs any more explanation than that.

Lawrence Kasdan might beg to differ. In his first draft of the ROTJ script, he even wrote dialogue making it explicit that Leia suffered a “fate worse than death.”

ATMachine said:

Lawrence Kasdan might beg to differ. In his first draft of the ROTJ script, he even wrote dialogue making it explicit that Leia suffered a “fate worse than death.”

All that proves is that it was considered at some point. A lot of dark stuff from ROTJ ended up not being used. What I’m saying is that it’s over-analyzing to claim that it might actually be, or ever have been, canon.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Hutts?

ZkinandBonez said:

I honestly don’t think it needs any more explanation than that.

This is a discussion board isn’t it? I discuss.

Honestly, me neither but so what.

ZkinandBonez said:

You guys do know that ROTJ was made to be a child-friendly movie right? Heck, now it’s even a Disney movie. The EU is a completely different matter, sure, but the old one made it physically impossible, and the new one is owned by Disney.

Jabba took a very dignified political leader and princess, put her in a revealing costume and had her chained up to himself as a slave to humiliate her. I honestly don’t think it needs any more explanation than that.

The six breasted dancer, Oola’s wardrobe malfunction (which has survived every SE revision) and Jabba’s apparent drug use notwithstanding. 😉

Darth Id said:

SilverWook said:

Jabba’s apparent drug use

I hope you don’t mean the bubbling-hookah thing, which was clearly nothing but harmless tobacco.
Perhaps it was one o’ them “psychedelic neurotoxin-excreting squeaky frogs” he ate?

I know a frog bong when I see one. Han was running spice for Jabba in the first place. I’m sure Jabba keeps the best stuff for himself. 😉

Probably.

He took his cloak off before the fight so I’m sure his hood remained intact.

I’m sure the thought crossed the mind of a few people. Sometime later on I thought about one old Monty Python album bit where a woman discovers her beloved got his shot off in the war, much to her disappointment. 😉

The irony is Vader was something of a sex symbol before anyone knew he was extra crispy under there. Dave Prowse has said he used to get all sorts of steamy letters from female fans.

Swazzy said:

R2-KT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I really did not need to know that.