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The Random Star Wars Pics & GIFs Thread — Page 27

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Lord Haseo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Now I wanna see Rey bulk up on steroids for Ep. VIII and beat a bunch of men senseless just to enrage those losers.

As long as they don’t make Luke (as he is now) look like shit I don’t care what they do. As long as she is compelling she can be God like for all I care.

“Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”

Talk about a Yoda-lightsaber-fight moment.

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Luke’s pet cat and Leia’s turtle confirmed for Ep 8 appearance

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Earl said:

Lord Haseo said:

The sith seem to have a big fetish for cybernetic implants

Malak got his jaw cut off

Malgus got pretty much launched into the side of a mountain or something and we already know what happened to Vader.

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This makes me wonder: What happened to Vader’s crotch area?

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He doesn’t have a crotch area…not anymore.

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Then what’s with the protective crotch armor?

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Maybe to give off the illusion that he still has a cock. I dunno man.

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It’s a fashion statement, like Larry Blackmon’s.

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Lord Haseo said:

Malgus got pretty much launched into the side of a mountain or something

His lungs were damaged by an exploding grenade. I think he inhaled the fumes during the explosion.

真実

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Chewie looks like some horrible shadow monster.

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ZkinandBonez said:

yhwx said:

Well, that’s definitely a "random ‘Star Wars’ pic".
(What is that even? I mean I recognize the scene, but why does it look like that?)

The Empire Strikes Back De-Ed, 01:56:50.837.

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ZkinandBonez said:

Well, that’s definitely a "random ‘Star Wars’ pic".
(What is that even? I mean I recognize the scene, but why does it look like that?)

Looks like it was captured mid-blaster-flash.