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The Prequels Would Be Not Just The Worst SW Movies Ever, But The Worst Movies Ever, If Not For This One Important Thing That Saved Them

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If you think this guy didn’t single-handedly save the PT, and elevate them from trash to merely tolerable, you better get your facts straight before you say stupid stuff. If you think this is a ridiculous opinion, don’t flatter yourself, as I am merely doing my usual job - correcting people who are wrong. If you think Ric Olie isn’t the greatest thing since sabered bread, I have to ask “U okay my friend?”

Think about this…one of the worst sins of the PT, but one not discussed often, is how boring, uninteresting, and unattractive the characters are. For every annoying Jar Jar, there’s a bland Panaka. For every wooden Queen Amidala, there’s a nothing-to-do pregnant Padme. But Ric Olie transcended all of that. If you don’t see it, then the awfulness of the rest of the PT corrupted you I guess.

If you think there was anything good about the PT, and it doesn’t involve Ric Olie, don’t embarrass yourself. You might think I once had those kind of positive thoughts about the PT, but I never had them in the first place. I am a decent person.

You might be thinking, “Well, ‘the best thing about the PT’ is such a lame phrase. There is not such thing as the best thing about the PT. Films are an art and it all boils down to individual opinion.” Unfortunately, I am here to tell you that the only thing you need to know here is that it is none of your business to know something that had nothing to do with you. And Ric Olie is the only other thing you need to know.

Don’t despair, I don’t hate you if you don’t understand the truth of this post. I am just realistic. You might think there is some other tiny part of the PT that is worth anything, but if it doesn’t involve Ric Olie, it has zero relevance, and I am just correcting your misconception.

Now please wake up and fasten your seatbelt as we are about to land in Reality.

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lol

So much poetry condensed in a single post.

真実

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My dream is to either get Frink a Ric Olie costume, or have him meet Ralph Brown in person.

Where were you in '77?

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This post has the highest midichlorian count i have ever seen 😉

Rogue One is redundant. Just play the first mission of DARK FORCES.
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No one knows what Television’s Finks looks like, so he may actually be the guy who played Ric_Olie.

The Person in Question

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moviefreakedmind said:

No one knows what Television’s Finks looks like, so he may actually be the guy who played Ric_Olie.

Erm, you may have missed the documentary called “The Phantom Menace,” but Ric is real. No one “played” him.

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moviefreakedmind said:

No one knows what Television’s Finks looks like, so he may actually be the guy who played Ric_Olie.

What about…

LuckyGungan2001 said:

Isn’t there a video of Frink discussing his edit at some convention?

EDIT: Found it: https://vimeo.com/92208327

And as for…

TV’s Frink said:

That’s Neglify pretending to be me.

In the common words of DE; I don’t believe you, It’s another trick!

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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I posted a picture of myself at a screening of TRM and anyone who saw it can confirm that is not me.

Come to think of it, both SilverWook and Xhonzi (wherever he is) have met me and they can also confirm.

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Interesting… so, why does the audio clip you posted sound so similar to the person in the video? Now I’m just curious.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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moviefreakedmind said:

No one knows what Television’s Finks looks like, so he may actually be the guy who played Ric_Olie.

I met Frink once when my train made a left turn at Albuquerque. Of course, it could have been an imposter. And that thin air made me woozy. 😉

Where were you in '77?

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SilverWook said:

moviefreakedmind said:

No one knows what Television’s Finks looks like, so he may actually be the guy who played Ric_Olie.

I met Frink once when my train made a left turn at Albuquerque. Of course, it could have been an imposter. And that thin air made me woozy. 😉

I don’t mind your hint dropping since I no longer live there :p

And you forgot to confirm that’s not me in the video!

JEDIT: Somehow I skipped over the mention of Albuquerque and focused on the “thin air.” Regardless, since I’m no longer there, no biggie.

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Yeah, the fellow in that clip is not the guy I met in Albuquerque. Happy now?

And it would be great to watch the Ridiculous trilogy with a crowd. 😃

Where were you in '77?

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I’m still curious about what was going on there! Who was he? Why was he posing as TV’s Frink? Where even were they?

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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How did they get there? What did they have for breakfast that morning?