The Drunk Thread (was: The Durnk Thread) — Page 7

I’m having a single Corona Light right now because I’m old.

You have undone us, worthy malefactor.

While I’m here, I’d just like to say that I’ve gone about two months without getting drunk. Fo’s ongoing feud with the forum is making a relapse awful tempting, though.

I’m having a single tall boy right now. I know I shouldn’t, but this one is all I’m going to have because I just bought the one and went home so I couldn’t have any more than that and I won’t do it again for a while if ever.

I feel bad because I was two days away from my one month, but I guess it’s not so bad. Just one tall boy.

I did.

You can’t share with me either. Possessed haz drinking problem. I’ve been sober about 40 days now though.

Not in a row or anything, just in general.

All jokes aside though, serious update to everybody whose been curious about my battle with severe alcoholism. I haven’t relapsed into the lifestyle of drinking a fifth of book vodka every day like I was. I have one or two beers at night one or two times a week but no more often or more drinks than that. In short, I’ve converted to using alcohol responsibly. Maybe one day I’ll give it up completely, but at least I’ve cut back to where I don’t physically need to drink every 4 hours like I used to. Or at all. Just one or two beers one or two nights a week. If I give it up it’ll be either on principle or because I feel old habits creeping back up.

Agreed!

It better be because to get here required a $4000 (and that’s AFTER insurance) week stay in detox in a hospital so unprofessional they three times tried to give me somebody else’s medicine and now my job is at risk because they apparently don’t know how to use a fax machine to send over my medical papers so until they figure out how to use said fax machine (to do the thing they assured me that they had already done when I was released I might add) I can’t miss a single second of work for the next six months for ANY reason or I’m fired. (Our attendance policy is solely enforced by a computer that has no understanding of the situation or quality of employee our even their position and their employment is also automatically terminated and there’s nothing a human being with a brain can do to stop it)

Shouldn’t be too hard as I never miss work but according to the computer I just randomly didn’t show up for about a week. So if I happen to get sick guess I’m wearing a mask and I’m literally plugging my phone (which I’m using as my alarm clock) into my surround system and sleeping in the living room until this gets sorted.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

Tyrphanax said:

Yeesh, that part does suck though.

But the sobriety will be worth it if you stick to it. That much I know.

Yeah, I’ve been sober for 15 years, and I feel young and fresh.

I see what you did there.

Ok…this is just getting sad. Just move on dude.

imperialscum said:

I am usually not drunk, but when I am, I am as awesome as when I am sober.

is what he typed, never once letting on the truth: that at that very moment he was also furiously doing his taxes to hentai anime, weeping with shame with each stroke of the pen.

DuracellEnergizer said:

imperialscum said:

I am usually not drunk, but when I am, I am as awesome as when I am sober.

is what he typed, never once letting on the truth: that at that very moment he was also furiously doing his taxes to hentai anime, weeping with shame with each stroke of the pen.

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