Ceiling fans. Gravity. They fall on you. They cut. You’re dead.
Or what if you just need to stretch?? Lose a hand! I’ve come close many times.
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Closets!!! What if a gay skeleton warrior is inside, plotting to kill you and your family???
Seems like a straight skeleton warrior would be just as dangerous.
Closets!!! What if a gay skeleton warrior is inside, plotting to kill you and your family???
Seems like a straight skeleton warrior would be just as dangerous.
But less likely to be in closet. Straight skeleton warriors mostly hide in forests and Whole Foods stores.
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Lamp. It’s raining. Lightning. It goes in the house. You touch. You get electrocuted. You’re dead.
Lamp. It’s raining. Lightning. It goes in the house. You touch. You get electrocuted. You’re dead.
I’m pretty sure you just need to do a better job keeping the rain out.
Old glasses. Made of glass. Hard fall. Shards of glass. Get cut. Might die.
Water. Don’t let that shit fool you. It’s out to get ya.
Water. Don’t let that shit fool you. It’s out to get ya.
Water is contaminated with toxic lethal chemicals like DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!! and sometimes even fluoride!!
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Also, all kidding aside it is a little known fact that if you drink a shit load of water too quickly, it can actually make your pussy fly off.
I fell into an entire pool of that shit! And do ya think It caught me and helped me get back out?
HELL NO.
It jumped outta the way and let me fall to the bottom, tried it’s damnedest to hold me there and then wouldn’t get off of me even after I climbed out!
EVIL!
ray_afraid said:
It jumped outta the way and let me fall to the bottom, tried it’s damnedest to hold me there and then wouldn’t get off of me even after I climbed out!
It’s a lot like Frink and his bed then.
Tower computer. Could beat a man to death.
Tower computer. Could beat a man to death.
MOST TOWER COMPUTERS ARE NOT SENTIENT
YET
“I’m waiting for you…”
Also, all kidding aside it is a little known fact that if you drink a shit load of water too quickly, it can actually make your pussy fly off.
Okay, this is funny as hell … 😃
I fell in a shower once and didn’t hurt myself at all, so that can come off the list.
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Noted.
Unfortunately I don’t run the RNC, so I’m not sure if we can get it off the convention list.
Hands can be pretty dangerous, you can do all kinds of horrible things with them.
Hands can be pretty dangerous, you can do all kinds of horrible things with them.
Hands can be registered as weapons, so technically we’re all walking around carrying two unlicensed weapons at all times.
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Absolutely, just check out these guns.
Legs are even more dangerous.
Body parts are not unassuming.
What about hair? If it’s long enough, you can strangle someone with it (or alternatively, be strangled with it yourself).
Hair is pretty unassuming. Unless we’re talking beards.
Wires. You strangle. You choke. You’re dead.