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Super Star Wars games and "Who shot first?" poll on Wii — Page 2

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Yeah, mine is 7, 0, 5, 5, 5, and 99.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Remind me which one is Episode 99 again, isn't that the one where Leia leaves Han for a Jawa named Alfonz?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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No, no, no, you're thinking of 78.  Ninety-nine is the film where Luke becomes a bumbling secret agent who keeps his lightsaber in his shoe, and R2-D2 comes out of the closet to a thoroughly disgusted C-3PO, who it turns out was really droidohomophobic all along.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ah yeah, that's right. I honestly didn't care for 99 too much, but 78 is a classic.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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It's a common mistake to make considering that both films feature Han Solo getting a job as a clown mascot at a space burger joint and Leia being dipped into a giant tub of pudding.  They're recurring themes in all the Star Wars films directed by David Lynch.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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They really should have stopped after 72...

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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You have a point.  Luke's transformation into a flying pink bunny-god was a perfect end to the series, I thought.  Too bad it didn't stick.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The only way to watch the "saga" is watch 1, 2 and 3 only, 1 being Star Wars, 2 being ESB and 3 being ROTJ. The other films aren't star wars so when you watch them (if you want to undergo that torture) isn't relevant to the question of how to watch Star Wars.