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Star Wars Restaurant!!!

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That survey is so bland it's downright sickening. Yes, I know that's probably how it has to be for anyone who doesn't know jack about Star Wars - that's exactly what I have a problem with.

Sorry for the rant, but I've seen a few of these recently and I just had to vent at this point.

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Can you get death sticks at the bar?

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Don't order the potatoes.  One of them is actually an asteroid.

Project Threepio (Star Wars OOT subtitles)

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CatBus said:

Don't order the potatoes.  One of them is actually an asteroid.

Damn, those are some huge potatoes they serve there.

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you can order a slimy piece of worm ridden filth off the menu at a bargain.

But don't take any droids with you because they don't serve their kind in there.

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Help with the design?  How much would something like that pay?

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DominicCobb said:

Do they serve panakacakes?

I am so happy that this has caught on.

Blue Milk Panakacakes FTW!

Preferred Saga:
1/2: Hal9000
3: L8wrtr
4/5: Adywan
6-9: Hal9000

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9* In what special occasion you would like to visit a restaurant?

How is May the 4th not an option on this question?

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At CE2, the restaurant served "Ewok Steak". Don't be that corny, please.

Don't dress the bartender as Vader or stormtroopers. Come up with something original!

Blue milk and wookiee cookiees are given.

You will also need Whyren's Reserve on the drink list. (Corellia's finest whiskey if you didn't know...)

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Darth Lars said:


Don't dress the bartender as Vader or stormtroopers. Come up with something original!


I agree. Dress 'em up like CG clonetroopers with Temuera Morrison's pasted-on head.

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DominicCobb said:

Do they serve panakacakes?

Panakacakes are available at your favorite grocer.  Check the freezer section.

To the OP: There are at least 3 Star Wars Cookbooks and 1 Star Wars Party Book.  You may want to check those for ideas. 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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As it's the festive season I went for the stuffed taun taun but it came out luke warm.

Bu-dum pish

happy new year

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'Cloud 9' cocktails?

2 oz. Blue Curacao
4 oz. Milk
1 oz. 7-Up

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Wow, you all are really brutalizing this one ...... no wonder why they haven't returned.

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Bad puns and jokes are brutalizing? The OP was borderline spam to begin with.

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