Song Parody Thread (Was "I Cut Myself") — Page 2

I've shagged with a man, who's shagged with a girl, who's shagged with the Prince of Wales.
It was simply grand, he said "Topping band" and she said "Delightful, Sir"
Glory, Glory, Alleluia! I'm the luckiest of shemales
For I've shagged with a man, who's shagged with a girl, who's shagged with the Prince of Wales.
My word I've had a party, my word I've had a spree
Believe me or believe me not, it's all the same to me!
I'm wild with exultation, I'm dizzy with success
For I've shagged with a man, I've shagged with a man-
Who
Well, you'll never guess
I've shagged with a man, who's shagged with a girl, who's shagged with the Prince of Wales.
I'm crazy with excitement, completely off the rails
And when he said to me what she said to him -the Prince remarked to her
It was simply grand, he said "Topping band" and she said "Delightful, Sir"
Glory, Glory, Alleluia! I'm the luckiest of shemales;
For I've shagged with a man, who's shagged with a girl, who's shagged with the Prince of Wales.

My garden fence is all wires
And a lots of work to be done
No place to hang out our washing
And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no

CHORUS:
I'm gonna walk down to the local B&Q
And then I'll buy some pliers
I'm gonna walk down to the local B&Q
And then I'll buy some pliers.

Workin' so hard on a solder-
-ring iron to fix this old CRT
Deep down I know It too old now
Can't afford a plasma TV... Good God

CHORUS

Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...

CHORUS

Who is to blame for this counter?
Never can get to the one
The fool cant read a spirit level
Or understand a plum, line no

CHORUS

Cans in the street...
Junk in the street...
Plastic bag in the playground...
In the dark side of town...

CHORUS

Fix it in the daytime
Clean it in the night ...

Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead
Don't forget the living dead

Reasons to be fearful part 3

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The death of Buddy Holly, a square wheeled trolly
A scary clown dolly, hooked fishing floats
Hammer wielding dad, Polonium tea-bag
A walk down a dark alley and nanny's ghost.

A ten ton truck, a spell of bad luck
The smell of rabid mammals plus equal votes
A broken tooth, a hole in the roof
The undeniable proof of a diseased goat

A bit of shut up and take it, rejection if you make it
I didn't mean to break it - character socks
Too short to be shifty, too nutty to be nifty
Going on 50 - electric shocks

The juice of the parrot, the smile of the carrot
Your lover drunk on claret - pelted with rocks
Simon Pegg's Scotty, days when I'm spotty,
Sitting on the potty - with smallpox

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Health service broken
Cthulhu awoken
Sagging bleeding bottoms

A bomb gone off in Paris
A poisoned chalice
The Haunted Julie Harris

The sound of slaughtered pork, my eye near a fork
Robin Williams after Mork

Cheddar cheese for supper, bleach in your cuppa
A nail in your upper
Giger's Alien, Daleks and Joe Pasquale
The fate of Londo Mollari

Discovering death, telephonic heavy breath
Finding nothing left
Saying goodbye, Watching someone cry
Dating a guy for the first time

The approach of a Tornado, Luis Garavito
Daniel Carnargo

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Yes yes
dear dear
perhaps next year
or maybe even never

in which case

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repeat to fade

Oh, baby do you know what your soul’s worth?
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth
They say in Hell, love dies first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth

When the knife falls down
I put weight on you, as your eyes spin around
And the world’s alive
With the scream of kids getting shot outside
When you straddle the bride’s groom
You pull the noose closed and start to moo
And your brain’s spinnin’ as the stars fall from above
And you throw up
Devoid of love

Oh, baby do you know what your soul’s worth?
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth
They say in Hell, love dies first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth

When I need a bone, you reach for my cooch and make me cum
When you drench me with pee
My hair turns course, and it smothers me
In this world we’re just beginning
To understand the spectacle of screaming
Baby, you thought you were afraid before
You’re gonna feel so much more

Oh, baby do you know what your soul’s worth?
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth
They say in Hell, love dies first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth

In this world we’re just beginning
To understand the spectacle of screaming
Baby, you thought you were afraid before
You’re gonna feel so much more

Oh, baby do you know what your soul’s worth?
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth
They say in Hell, love dies first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth
Oh, Hell is a place on Earth

tonight you stooped to my level
i am your mangy little whore
you are trying to find your underwear
and then your socks and then the door
and you're trying to find a reason
why you have to go
i know it's 'cuz you think you're Adam
and you think i'm Joe

you rhapsodize about beauty
and my eyes glaze
everything that i love is ugly
i mean really, you would be amazed
just do me a favor
it's the least that you can do
just don't treat me like i am
something that happened to you

i am truly sorry about all this

you put a tiny pinprick
in my big red balloon
and as i slowly start to exhale
that's when you leave the room
i did not design this game
i did not name the stakes
i just happen to like apples
and i am not afraid of snakes

i am truly sorry about all this
i envy your ignorance
i hear that it's bliss

so i let go of the ratio
of things said to things heard
and i leave you to your garden
and the beauty you preferred
and i wonder what of this
will have meaning for you
when you've left it all behind
i guess i'll even wonder
if you meant it
at the time

You never learned how to play in a band
Never got enough attention
You dug your own grave, drink in hand
Lost your discretion
It’s not what Mother Mary would do
Just want you gone
I’m furious at you
Caught my frustration

I killed Katy and I liked it
The taste of my bloodstained nightstick
I killed Katy just to to try it
I hope my parole officer don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I’m gonna kill Miley tomorrow night
I killed Katy and I liked it
I liked it

No, I can’t care about your name
It doesn’t matter
You all sound the same
Mould culture
It’s not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
Your heads are so confused
It’s time to repay

You mainstream whores are so black magical
Glittered skin, painted lips, so flayable
Hard to resist, so slashable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, you’re not innocent

He'll Do.

Is she really going for regime change?

Well, there she is. Let's ask her.

Betty, is that Saddam's ace of spades you're holding?

Mm-hmm

Gee, it must be great finding him

Are you going to the court to see the trial today?

Uh-uh

By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him in ad-Dawr near Tikrit down a hole, wearing Y-fronts,

You get the picture?

(yes, we see)

That's when I fell for (the leader of Iraq)

My Sarge was always putting him down (down, down)

He said he came from the Baathist side of town

(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the Baathist side of town?)

They told me he was bad

That he had done some atrocities in Baghdad

Irregardless I fell for (the leader of Iraq)

One day my Sarge said, "Find someone new" (noonoo)

I had to throw my Saddam a shoe,

(whatcha mean when ya say that ya threw at him a shoe?)

It's apparently an insult Arabs try.

My Cuban heels got him in the eye.

I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of Iraq)

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye?

The tears were beginning to show

They put a rope around his neck

I begged them to let him go

But whether they heard, I'll never know

Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!,Boing!,Boing!,SNAP!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?

Remembering all the things we'd been through

In Abu Ghraib  I stop and stare

at a pyramid of nudes, but I don't care

I'll never forget him (the leader of Iraq)

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

The leader of Iraq - now he's gone

Hot steamy feet
What’s what you get with this stinkin’ heat
This desert sun
Makes me so glum
I’ve been waitin’ for rain
For so long
But only scorchin’ rays
Come pourin’ down

Here cums the sun
Here cums the sun
Cums to kill my fun
Here cums the sun

Hot sweaty carseat
Smells like stale old meat
This desert sun
Makes me wanna buy a gun
I’ve been waitin’ for a shower
For so long
But only UV radiation most dour
Comes streamin’ down

Here cums the sun
Here cums the sun
Cums to kill my fun
Here cums the sun

I hate the sun
I hate the sun
Here it cums on me again
Here cums the sun

I like to plunge it plunge it

I like to plunge it plunge it

I like to plunge it plunge it

I like to . . . PLUNGE IT!!

(anthem to clogged toilets everywhere)

That's the look

that's the look

that's the look,

The Look of Terminator 2.

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
I’m only happy when I’m inebriated
And though I know teetotalers can’t appreciate it
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

You know I love it when the rum is 100 proof
Why it feels so good to hit the roof
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour your booze down
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down
Pour your booze down me gullet

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
I feel good when whiskey’s going down
I only listen to old drinkin’ songs
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

I only smile when I’m drunk as a skunk
My only comfort is the velvet gone black
Did I accidentally tell you that?
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
You’ll get the message by the time Rosie O’Donnell’s pretty
When I complain about sobriety
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet
Pour your booze down (Pour your booze down)
Pour your booze down me gullet

Pour your booze down
You can keep me company
As long as you got a full keg

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
You wanna hear about my new obsession?
I’m riding high upon a strong intoxication
I’m only happy when I’m drunk

Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet

I’m only happy when I’m drunk
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet

Pour some booze down me gullet
Pour some booze down me gullet

America was having trouble
what a sad, sad story
needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
the man for you and me
And now its
Springtime for Trump and America
Happy US.A is gay!
We’re racing now on a faster horse
look out here comes a golfing course!
Springtime for Trump and America
Fall for Mexican Arabs
Springtime for Trump and America
come on Americans,
go into your dance!
I was born in New York, Queens
and that is why I’m wearing jeans.
Don’t be stupid, be like Ivanka,
be empowered by a wanker!
Springtime for Trump and America!
Finance is the dance today
Bombs falling from the skies again
USA is on the rise again
Springtime for Trump and America
U2s are flying once more
Springtime for Trump and America
means that soon we’ll be going
We’ve got to be going
You know we’ll be going to war!

Just for future reference, I think that thread should be merged into this one once that function is restored.

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If you could only see the way she loathes me
Then maybe you could understand
Why I feel this one-way love
And why it’s so futile
If you could only see how blue her words can be when she says
When she says she loathes me

Well I’ve got my rationalizations
And I’ve got my lies
And I’ve got my self-deceptions
They keep me down in size
Sayin’ I love but she don’t
I give my love but she won’t

If you could only see the way she loathes me
Then maybe you could understand
Why I feel this one-way love
And why it’s so futile
If you could only see how blue her words can be when she says
When she says she loathes me

Seems the road less paved
Show’s happiness unobtained
And I get buried beneath tonnes of dirt
In a struggle to get back what I love
That ain’t what I gotta do

Sayin’ I love but she don’t
I give my love but she won’t
I’m stretching out my arms to something that’s just not there
Sayin’ I love where I stand
Cuts out my heart when she can

If you could only see the way she loathes me
Then maybe you could understand
Why I feel this one-way love
And why it’s so futile
If you could only see how blue her words can be when she says
When she says she loathes me

Sayin I love but she don’t
I give my love but she won’t
Sayin’ I love where I stand
Cuts out my heart when she can

If you could only see the way she loathes me
Then maybe you could understand
Why I feel this one-way love
And why it’s so futile
If you could only see how blue her words can be when she says
When she says she loathes me

POPCORN
DESTROYING MY TEETH
ALL THAT I SEE
CAVITIES BUILDING
I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT CHOMP
STUCK IN MY GUMS
SHELL’S NOW STARTING TO ROT