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Davnes007 said:

Mr. Darth knows how to treat a woman. And I'll show him how I treat a REAL man.

Promises, promises....

We're pushing and pulling in the cue back here...

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Warbler said:

I'd also like to try to cross.

*from the depths, reasonable approximation of the Bridge Keeper's voice*

WHAT...is your name?

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I will talk only to the Bridge Keeper.

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*from the depths*

Ha!  You just talked to me.

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Maybe he was saying that to himself...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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let me rephrase that.   I will only answer the questions from the Bridge Keeper.

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Man, the grass IS greener over here.

I'm sure the bridge keeper will be back soon.

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Pant pant pant...cant speak...pant!

Im like a dog whos got his bone.

Normally i would have thought you couldnt talk to me all the way down in that gorge.

I guess i can hear your voice in the wind now, and picture you in my dreams....

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Sigh, all of "Erica's" talking and pictures really make me wish that any of this was, you know, real, and not just the prelude to some really scary, really hairy prison rape scene.  Again, say it with me:  "situational homosexuality."  You've been warned.

Oh, well, there is one thing that's real:  Darth Solo's right.  I am too clever for him.  =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Um... certainly not in the Biblical sense, if that's what you're asking.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ouch, you got in there berfore i edited that one.....MIFF....

Just becuse your on the other side it doesnt mean your superior to any of us waiting to cross

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Warbler said:

... I will only answer the questions from the Bridge Keeper.

STOP!!!

WHAT ... is your name?

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Leonardo said:

STOP!!!

HAMMER TIME!!!

Fixed.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Sigh, all of "Erica's" talking and pictures really make me wish that any of this was, you know, real, and not just the prelude to some really scary, really hairy prison rape scene.  Again, say it with me:  "situational homosexuality."  You've been warned.

*from the depths*

See, this is just one reason I've tried to keep things a bit more SFW in my thread.

btw Gaff, you could have just said "really hairy." Scary redundant, is redundant.

Darth, let me try to help.  PLEASE STOP HITTING ON THE DUDE PRETENDING TO BE A PORN STAR CHICK.  Thanks.

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TV's Frink said:

*from the depths*

What an original joke!

Bollox.

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*from the depths*

What did I miss?  Did you not repeat my joke? (lame though it may have been)

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I missed it the first time (I should have read the thread before posting).

Did you not repeat my joke?

No. I didn't not repeat your joke.

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*from the depths*

Ok, You used a variant of my joke.

DAMMIT I WANT CREDIT FOR MY LAME JOKE!

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