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The only real sign that some time has elapsed isn’t Luke, it’s Han and Leia. That whole ‘I don’t trust Lando’ scene, which was famously changed to feel less hostile, is different from their attitudes on Hoth. Their behaviour says a lot. Beyond that they say 3PO was gone too long to have gotten himself lost, but that’s vague.

That being said… Luke’s vision of his friends in pain is the future. How far into the future? Who knows. Nobody grows hair or washes in these movies. How much food is on the ship? Where do they dump waste material? It’s just a movie.

The idea that travelling through hyperspace is instant sometimes and sometimes not is a minor problem. But it’s not one that needs to be addressed. Certainly not in the current era of movie writing that’s for sure.

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Mocata said:

Nobody grows hair or washes in these movies. How much food is on the ship? Where do they dump waste material? It’s just a movie.

*cue MST3K mantra*

Gods for some, miniature libertarian socialist flags for others.

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Some of those officially licensed Star Wars technical books say there’s a bathroom on the Millennium Falcon. I’m sure Leia was thrilled to share that bathroom with Chewie, who doubtlessly was always clogging up the sink with hairballs.

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Wookiees can go for months without using the toilet.

But when they do…

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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The thing is that no one wanted to see Luke dead in the first place, and definitely not to be replaced by Rey - a character few have grown to care for and a character we’ve not seen struggle for her achieved triumphs. It’s like sacrificing your house to buy a motorbike. It just doesn’t hold the same value to most people and will always be considered a very bad choice that people can’t fathom.

Having Luke around will only be to get the bank bucks from “The Politically-Evil Spirited Sequel Haters” and we all know it. It will hardly be satisfactory either having a beloved character that raised million of children as a blue force orb trying to teach Rey a lesson or two for the THIRD film in a row. Some people will go to the cinema and watch it, others will wait for stream - and I suspect a large amount of the fanbase here and elsewhere will torrent it in pure disdain and hatred. Either way, It’s going to make money and it’s going to be canon.

Until the day they either sell or replace the majoritfy of their staff, this is what we’re going to get and we’ll just have to bend over and either close our eyes or try to enjoy it.

Thank the maker we have brilliant faneditors that can salvage things from The Sequels for people who want to give them a new chance.

Rey Skywalker, you’re our only hope.

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Can we just…please…stop bringing up personal politics when talking about the quality of SW writing, acting and directing? 🤷‍♂️

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Fan_edit_fan said:

Can we just…please…stop bringing up personal politics when talking about the quality of SW writing, acting and directing? 🤷‍♂️

Yes, please. If a black character or female character is written like crap, it’s not because they’re black or female, it’s just because they’re written like crap. Anti-wokeness is the biggest disease that infects modern movie discourse.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Is there any sense of excitement for this movie? I think Disney may be throwing stuff against the wall to see what sticks in regards to buzz and merchandise. Ridley’s character and story were not compelling and this movie bombing would sink the franchise. If it isn’t sinking already.

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James1027 said:

Is there any sense of excitement for this movie? I think Disney may be throwing stuff against the wall to see what sticks in regards to buzz and merchandise. Ridley’s character and story were not compelling and this movie bombing would sink the franchise. If it isn’t sinking already.

Some people just want “more star warz” and don’t care about the quality whatsoever. Ya know, the ones who are like “there’s been dumb/goofy stuff in SW before so there must continue to be dumb/goofy logic defying sloppy writing”. So they’re excited hah.

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If you see news about it on a general outlet that lets the readers give ‘reactions’ there are a lot of thumbs down over SW in general lately. It’s impossible to say what the far reaching vibes are because what we usually see is ultra hyped Celebration types or ultra jaded social media types. Personally I don’t care but I would wait until it’s been released to see how it goes.

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Mocata said:

If you see news about it on a general outlet that lets the readers give ‘reactions’ there are a lot of thumbs down over SW in general lately. It’s impossible to say what the far reaching vibes are because what we usually see is ultra hyped Celebration types or ultra jaded social media types. Personally I don’t care but I would wait until it’s been released to see how it goes.

Yeah, that’s my current feeling in a nutshell. I was certain that people would want to watch this movie when it was first announced, but I’ve come to realize that it’s pretty much impossible to predict how people will react to upcoming Star Wars stuff at this point. Maybe it will bomb, maybe it won’t. We’ll just have to see.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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Mocata said:

If you see news about it on a general outlet that lets the readers give ‘reactions’ there are a lot of thumbs down over SW in general lately. It’s impossible to say what the far reaching vibes are because what we usually see is ultra hyped Celebration types or ultra jaded social media types. Personally I don’t care but I would wait until it’s been released to see how it goes.

It’s impossible to say for sure, but the large number of negative reactions is probably meaningless. The people that go to those websites and click the “thumbs down” button do not represent a random uniform sample of all potential movie-watchers. Rather, they are naturally selected from the set of people who are inclined to express their opinion about Star Wars in the first place, i.e. people with strong pre-existing feelings about Star Wars. The average movie-watching public is not motivated to go click the “thumbs down” button on a Star Wars article.

This type of selection bias is rampant all over the Internet, and it skews everyone’s perceptions about “what everybody really believes”.

The only other thing I’ll add is that historically, main-line Star Wars trilogies have been released following a long period of zero Star Wars movies coming out. The first movie in every Trilogy always dramatically out-performs the 2nd and 3rd at the box office - often making around double what the 2nd and 3rd make. So it seems that the long period in between trilogies is one factor that contributes to the major success and hype of the first film in a new Trilogy. But Rise of Skywalker was released only like 4 years ago. And Disney+ continuously vomits out new Star Wars content. So who knows what will happen.

It’s crazy to reflect on how differently Star Wars was perceived from 1983 to May of 1999. A Star Wars movie was like… an absolutely monumental event, and Lucas was beloved as a master story-teller of almost mythic stature (… or maybe at least until 1997). And from 2006 to 2015, Star Wars was perceived by many as damaged, but still very special. But now a new Star Wars movie is just a new movie.

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StarkillerAG said:

Fan_edit_fan said:

Can we just…please…stop bringing up personal politics when talking about the quality of SW writing, acting and directing? 🤷‍♂️

Yes, please. If a black character or female character is written like crap, it’s not because they’re black or female, it’s just because they’re written like crap. Anti-wokeness is the biggest disease that infects modern movie discourse.

You know this already, but the anti-woke point is that they’re written like crap, and their female, black, etc. status is picked ahead of time as a shield for criticism. This happens constantly. All the “anti-woke” talking heads that hate on Disney fully backed John Boyega when he called them out for messing up his character.

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The annoying thing about anti-woke discourse is that it’s reactionary to a climate that’s at least a decade past at this point. No one ever really bought into that kind of tokenism except ineffectual lib Disney adults in 2014, or like, literal children. So all the whining about a corporation chasing a profitable demographic feels smug and incurious. If it’s a shield for criticism, then corpos need a new blacksmith, because this discourse has never failed to pop up about anything.

Even if something is crap - why is part of the “analysis” going to the race/identity well at all? The answer is always rooted in specific confirmation biased speculation, and it’s only ever triggered by the subjectivity of if the work in question landed well or not. And even in a positive direction, that lens becomes condescending, as though gay/black/minority/whatever progressive thing rose above itself this time. feels unfair

who needs media literacy when wokeness can be the eternal scapegoat

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Vladius said:

StarkillerAG said:

Fan_edit_fan said:

Can we just…please…stop bringing up personal politics when talking about the quality of SW writing, acting and directing? 🤷‍♂️

Yes, please. If a black character or female character is written like crap, it’s not because they’re black or female, it’s just because they’re written like crap. Anti-wokeness is the biggest disease that infects modern movie discourse.

You know this already, but the anti-woke point is that they’re written like crap, and their female, black, etc. status is picked ahead of time as a shield for criticism. This happens constantly. All the “anti-woke” talking heads that hate on Disney fully backed John Boyega when he called them out for messing up his character.

Can we just stop with this please, it’s so freaking stupid, there are legitimate reasons for disliking the sequel trilogy but all of this anti-“woke” bullshit is just racism and sexism masquerading as criticism. Yes sometimes a studio will insert a minor gay character kissing, or a character giving a small line about potentially not being straight, which can easily be removed from international versions of the film in countries where being gay is illegal, and that did happen in Rise of Skywalker, but that’s not the same as what these people are arguing. What’s really happening is racists and sexists are using “wokeness” as a shield so they can try and cast themselves as being not racist and sexist and that the real problem is Hollywood trying to inject “wokeness” or more accurately just make women and people of color more prominent in Hollywood movies to reflect what the world actually looks like. But most people can see through the criticism for stuff being “woke” for what it really is, people’s racism and sexism coming out. To respond to your point about Finn, Boyega’s criticisms are backed up because they’re actually rooted in stuff that actually happens in the trilogy. Each movie continues to reduce his relevance to the main plot and characters to the point where by the end of the trilogy Finn is basically turned into Rey’s cheerleader with little to actually do other than scream Rey’s name. However, the “anti-woke” critic’s you’re conflating with backing his claims, don’t have any basis in fact or the story and are just racists being angry that a black man is a main character in Star Wars and they’re trying to glomp onto Boyega’s valid criticisms as an attempt to not appear racist even though those “anti-woke” critics really are. I’m sorry that you’re so cynical that you think Disney is intentionally choosing women and people of color so they can write bad characters and have people defend the movies so they don’t have to try. Disney throughout the sequel trilogy definitely treated Finn and Rose’s characters poorly and then did absolutely nothing to try and call out the rabid racists and sexists trying to dox and ruin the actor’s lives, something they thankfully rectified in Obi Wan with Moses Ingram, regardless of if you think the character was well written or acted, the sheer hatred and vitriol she received from racists and sexists on twitter was completely unacceptable, just as when the same thing happened to John Boyega and Kelly Marie Tran. And if your criticism is that Disney should write the story and characters well so this doesn’t happen to them I’d agree. But I’m tired of people constantly pulling the woke criticism card and shoving it into every conversation about Disney’s Star Wars to say they’re not trying even though they clearly are. Despite what some people may think, tons of passion and effort went into making, at least episodes 7 and 8, a good Star Wars movie regardless of if we think they succeeded or not. I thought episodes 7 and 8 were great despite their obvious flaws, I do agree that episode 9 was really awful, but I do think there is some cause for excitement about this new movie as there is a chance it can help to potentially wash out the bad taste of episode 9 if done well, although it’s still far away from coming out, and the potential writer’s strike might delay it even more. But as The Mandalorian, Andor, and the Bad Batch have proven Disney is capable of making great Star Wars shows so there’s a chance this could be good as well.

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That was a massive paragraph, but yeah. The only reason why the anti-woke crowd backed John Boyega after TROS is because he was a “model minority”, so to speak. Reactionaries could point to him and say “See, I’m not racist, I support this black guy who agrees with my talking points!” Meanwhile, they could conveniently slip their TFA videos bashing Finn for being a black stormtrooper under the rug, because it doesn’t fit with their new narrative.

And that’s the most important thing to anti-woke Internet personalities: “narrative”. They want some quick, snazzy soundbites to get conservatives riled up about whatever’s popular now, even if they end up blatantly contradicting themselves. They’re the Fox News of YouTube movie criticism, and no one should take them even remotely seriously.

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Finn was like one of the best things about the Sequels. He was an entirely original character concept. Normally, I’d be upset about how badly mishandled his character was, but since the entire Trilogy was mostly an incoherent mess, it’s kind of a moot point.

TFA set up Finn as a second main character - arguably equally as central to the story as Rey. But he was then firmly relegated to “side character” in the next movie. Finn was also obviously being setup as a love interest for Rey in TFA - (a fact that, anecdotally, I’ve found many fans strangely deny to be the case). Or at least, it was implied Finn was one side of an emerging love triangle along with Rey and Kylo Ren.

The fate of all three characters should have been closely intertwined throughout the trilogy, in the same way that the climax of TFA involved all three. Finn originally had a personal connection with Kylo Ren based on mutual animosity, which was dropped after TFA. Sadly, Finn was soon relegated to a side character and written off into oblivion. But again, why do I even care about this? These movies also have Palpatine show up out of nowhere with a secret fleet of 10,000 Star Destroyer Death Stars. At that point, it’s just Spaceballs 3: The Search for a Profitable Plot, so who even cares?

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Palpatine and 10,000 Star Destroyer Death Stars was used in place of all kinds of real story ideas. I guess they think since it’s done they’re better to double down on that? What’s next, 10,000 Executor Class planet killers? The lack of writing ability is stunning.

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story schmory

The f-up was that it was used in place of developing themes and characters from TLJ. Here’s hoping they try to remedy that somehow. I wonder if anyone on here knows anything about any of the new writers’/director’s prior work?

reylo?

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Mocata said:

Palpatine and 10,000 Star Destroyer Death Stars was used in place of all kinds of real story ideas. I guess they think since it’s done they’re better to double down on that? What’s next, 10,000 Executor Class planet killers? The lack of writing ability is stunning.

J.J. Abrams’ next stroke of brilliance will clearly involve 100 quadrillion Eclipse class dreadnoughts, each one commanded by a Palpatine clone and a Thanos clone, and each equipped with a giant cannon that blows up the entire Star Wars Universe - both the canon Universe and the Legends one, and also blows up any movie theatre where the film is shown.

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To make things worse a bunch of ideas were just stolen from Avengers: Endgame…

So what they’re hoping to achieve by making a new episode (beyond trying to forget that stuff) is a mystery.

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Mocata said:

To make things worse a bunch of ideas were just stolen from Avengers: Endgame…

Everyone keeps saying that, but it’s just not true! Given how secret Disney keeps their scripts, there’s no way JJ could have known what was going to happen in Endgame while he was writing TROS, and the two moments that everyone says were stolen (the cavalry arriving and the “I am” one-liner) are pretty common fantasy blockbuster tropes. Those moments were pretty dumb, don’t get me wrong, but not because they were ripping off Marvel.

So what they’re hoping to achieve by making a new episode (beyond trying to forget that stuff)

DING DING DING DING DING!!! 😉

Like I said when this movie was first announced, my number one hope is that it will be good enough for a faneditor to remove all references to Palpatine’s return and Rey’s bloodline, add an opening crawl explaining that Kylo and the First Order were defeated offscreen, and retitle it “Episode IX: The Skywalker Legacy” or something like that. It’s the only way for me to truly make peace with the sequels.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
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