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Random Thoughts — Page 501

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To be fair that photo wouldn’t even exist if facebook wasn’t so flooded with garbage.

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A lot of Facebook crap comes from the older generations. Baby Boomers started this “how many likes can our troops get” crap, and it wasn’t even in response to anything. There are no naked girls on Facebook, it’s against the ToS. It was a retaliation against a nonexistent problem. So the Millenials/expert memers started mocking them.

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The fuck is this Spongebob shit.

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Spongebob gets real old real fast. This is something I knew to be true even as a kid.

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Quick someone photoshop another “K” on there.

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ray_afraid said:

I can’t decide on something to make for dinner. Any ideas?

Mac and cheese? Not like the Kraft Mac and Cheese, but like you get actual pasta, and put cheese on it. Maybe some breadcrumbs? I don’t know.

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What’s funny in a not-so-funny way is we recently lost our psychiatrist, so we’ve been having temporary doctors who contract with an agency come and fill in for brief stints till a permanent replacement can be found. We recently had a really nice guy, who ended up being stupid and getting injured by a patient and decided to take a week off without notice. During his week, he decided he didn’t want to stay with us for the contracted period of time and simply resigned, creating a very stressful situation for us. My unit clerk decided to Google the man to see what his ratings were, and we discovered he actually has belonged to white supremacy groups in the past! I would never have guessed, but it wasn’t just some casual search with an online review from a jaded former patient. There were numerous websites, including the Southern Poverty Law Center that named him specifically, and we corroborated their statements with online photographic evidence that it was the same man! At first, I was so furious with him for leaving so abruptly. Now I’m so glad he’s gone.

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Crazy.

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First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles, and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Not enough people read the EU.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles, and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Not enough kowq.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles, and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

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