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ROTS: Dogpile Anakin!!

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LOL. I like how you link to all your threads in your sig.

Yeah, maybe if they hadn't been relieved to see the face of someone who has been a well trusted adult in their lives and put their guard down right before he hacked off their little heads, they might have been able to over power him. More than likely he would have just flung them across the room with a swift force push then hacked em to pieces while they struggled to get up and figure out what they hell was going on. Have I ever mentioned what a sick movie I feel ROTS is?

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I actually wanted it to show the kids getting killed. My version would have been sick.

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I thought the younglings were only ever given the "safety scissors" version of lightsabers to begin with? The blades are too weak to do much damage?

I found Robot Chicken's parody of Anakin's slaughter hilarious though.

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SilverWook said:

I thought the younglings were only ever given the "safety scissors" version of lightsabers to begin with? The blades are too weak to do much damage?

 

 isnt that EU stuff?

and i guess GL's relatives must be spoiled cuz his [grandson?] killed some clones

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Son, actually

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Probably about 16 or 17 by now, at least.

EDIT:  Yeah, born in '93, so I was pretty close.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Well, considering that ROTS was filmed in 2003, he would have been about ten at the time.  Does that better fit your estimate?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, but because of all the special effects, the Star Wars movies have a hell of a lot of post-production time... around two years.  TPM was shot in '97 and released in '99, for example.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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fishmanlee said:
SilverWook said:

I thought the younglings were only ever given the "safety scissors" version of lightsabers to begin with? The blades are too weak to do much damage?

 

isnt that EU stuff?

and i guess GL's relatives must be spoiled cuz his [grandson?] killed some clones

I'm was thinking of the little ones we saw Yoda training in Episode II. Who would be insane enough to give a six year old a full blown lightsaber? Padawans would be cutting off limbs daily!  I'm sure the older kids like the one who was fighting clones get the real thing, or else he grabbed someone else's saber.

 

Where were you in '77?