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Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Parodies
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Luke: Leia, do you remember your mother....your real mother?
Leia: No.
Luke: Neither do I.
Expect this in the ROTJ SE BluRay release:)
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Luke: "How did my father die?"
OB1: "Umm...well...it's sort of my fault"
Luke: "Oh..."
OB1: "But...don't worry - if you talk with Darth Vader, he can tell you more about him"
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Luke: he told me enough blah bleh blah
Vader: no, obi-wan is your father!!!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!! NOO!!!!
Luke jumps off cliff
Luke: AHHHHHHH!!
Vader: wow what a tard! he actually believed that?
John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/
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Episode IV Scene where Owen is buying the droids from the Jawas:
Owen: Do you speak botchee?
C3PO: Of course I do, I am fluent....
Owen: Wait, I know who you are, you are that annoying droid who talks like an English Butler that I owned about 15 years ago.
R2D2: BEEP***BEEP***
Owen: And your his little friend, R2.....D....2!
(Owen turns to the camera)
Owen: Come on George, did you actually think the audience was going to believe I wouldn't have recognized these 2 droids!!!!
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CO said:Episode IV Scene where Owen is buying the droids from the Jawas:
Owen: Do you speak bocce?C3PO: Of course I do, I am fluent....
Owen: Wait, I know who you are, you are that annoying droid who talks like an English Butler that Shmi owned about 15 years ago.
R2D2: BEEP***BLEEP***
Owen: And your his little friend, R2.....D....2!
(Owen turns to the camera)
Owen: Come on George, did you actually think the audience was going to believe I wouldn't have recognized these 2 droids!!!!
corrected!
John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/
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CO said:Episode IV Scene where Owen is buying the droids from the Jawas:
Owen: Do you speak botchee?C3PO: Of course I do, I am fluent....
Owen: Wait, I know who you are, you are that annoying droid who talks like an English Butler that I owned about 15 years ago.
R2D2: BEEP***BEEP***
Owen: And your his little friend, R2.....D....2!
(Owen turns to the camera)
Owen: Come on George, did you actually think the audience was going to believe I wouldn't have recognized these 2 droids!!!!
Lol! Watch out, Georgie might work on ANH again to clear that up.
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Yeah, pull a CG ghost Orville Redenbacher to make Phil Brown give a significant look that proves to the audience that he knows who 3PO is. Or he could just draw on a big grin (hint hint)!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Yeah, well we've even got the Special Edition versions of the Clone Wars episodes, so who knows what's next. Maybe for the 3d version of the OT, all the human characters will be cgi. Maybe they'll look like something from the Clone Wars show. And maybe the death star blows up spontaneously, without Luke shooting it, because if it's WRONG for Han to shoot first then it must be immoral for Luke to blow up a death star with so many people in it. So, you know, let's "increase his heroism" by making it blow up without him hitting it. Meanwhile, Boba Fett now sounds like Hayden Christensen and Anakin's ghost has been replaced at the end by a ghost of Jar Jar. (Though I don't know if a ghost of Jar Jar is any worse than what we got in 2004.) This is all to ensure the films fit Georgie's original vision.
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ESB Special Edition 4.0 BluRay Release:
(Han is about to frozen in carbonite)
Vader: Wait, stop the freezing process!
Lando: What is wrong Lord Vader?
Vader: Is that 3PO over there?
C3PO: Its the maker!
Vader: What happened to his frickin legs!
Boba Fett: Are you gonna freeze Han Solo or what?
Vader: Shut up Jango Jr., you got too much screentime in the prequels to begin with!
Leia: Listen dad, please don't freeze my boyfriend!
Vader: The more I think about it, I may let him go because if Han is dead, you may start hitting on......your brother!
Leia: Luke?
Chewy: RAAAAAAA! (Starts dryheaving!)
C3PO: Oh dear, R2, you knew all of this crap and didn't tell a soul!
R2D2: I should use my jets to get the hell out of here like I did in Episode II, but for some reason they havent worked since Episode IV!
Lando: Why the hell did these people come to Cloud City, this is like a Soap Opera!
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What ever happened to Jar Jar?
Jabba The Hutt: Wooopie Conju poopoo (I need a new slave)
Bib Fortuna: Master Jabba finda you bitch
Jabba The Hutt: Booo Foona cowa choopa (Go now Tentacle head)
Bib Fortuna: Master Jabba I founda your biotcha
Jar Jar Binx: AHHHHHHHHHH yousa fat. Oh no yousaa have back titties. Ohh moy moy nasty. Yousa eatin the boobas. Oh no
jabba presses the royal rancor button and down goes jar jar.
Rancor: Rarrrrrrrrrrrr
Jar Jar Binx: Ewwwww stinky icky breath. Moy Moy big teeth.
Rancor: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Jar Jar Binx: What did you spake?
The rancor devoured jar jar all was well in the galaxy OR WAS IT!!!!!!!!!!
"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas
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These sound like those in the prequalize the OT, another great topic. LOL!
And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.
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I think I was having waking Robot Chicken Star Wars dreams when I started wondering how the fitting process for Leia's brass bikini went. I suppose a brass bikini isn't exactly one size fits all... so I have to also assume they had more than one on hand. Maybe some with a few rancor teeth marks on them. But I then I supposed that Jabba must employ some kind of unattractive lady of the house that takes care of all his young lady wenches. That several guards would probably have to hold Leia still while this old hag goes through the pile of brass bikini parts until she finds the right set.
I should probably go do something to take my mind off of brass bikinis...
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
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Ric Olie moved his post to a different thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Just have to say I'm enjoying this thread as much as the "Worst Edit Ideas" thread. Keep it up. :-)