If I controlled the webz, I'd fist with an iron ruler. Wait.
The following offenses will get you BANDED if you commit them. Feel free to suggest more items.
Expires: 19 days, 19 hours.
Posting Spam without bacon
Ugly signature photos
*sigh*-ing more than once in a thread within a 24-hour period
Constantly harassing mods to give you a turbo-fueled yacht
Having a username with excessive punctuation
Non-pic/gif posts in a pic/gif thread
Suggesting more items to add to this list
Expires: Until I sober up.
Arguing about stupid bullshit for fucking weeks non-stop
Censoring non-offensive words
User title ends with "123456"
Posting pics of my dick
Bragging about your turbo-fueled yacht
Not learning how to format your shit
Posting from Alternate Timeline/Universe 19
And finally, this is the road to a Permanent Band... Signing a record contract, making hit albums and getting along with others.
Members who have banded together:
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.