NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! — Page 20

Stay tuned for an EPILOGUE and END CREDITS.

TV's Frink said:

Stay tuned for an EPILOGUE and END CREDITS.

Well, I couldn't come up with an epilogue I liked.  So I've just posted the end credits.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPPB! said:

THE END?

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DIRECTED BY

TV'S FRINK

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PRODUCED BY

TV'S FRINK
XHONZI
HOTROD
DAVNES007

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EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS

JAY
MOTH3R

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BASED ON AN ORIGINAL IDEA BY

ASHSTRIFEFF7

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MEMBERS (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)

HAN SOLO - Chaz Solo/Admin/Non-ot.com
CHEWBACCA (CHEWIE) - Admin/Non-ot.com
RIC OLIE - TV's Frink
MOFF PANAKA - xhonzi
HOTROD (Banned) - HotRod
ROGUE JEDI MASTER ERICA - Davnes007
DAVLE - Leonardo
STEHLKO MULINAAR - vote_for_palpatine
DIRTYWOOKIE (Banned) - HotRod
PRINCESS LEIA - TV's Frink
SALAMON TAFANTAN - Non-ot.com
CP3S - C3PX
HER'MEK - Octorox
KAELREDON FORAY - Non-ot.com
ANJELLARRUSHI - C3PX
MURR WAAWAT - Non-ot.com
ADMIRAL ACKBAR - Corellian77
CORNELIUSEVAZANMD - Non-ot.com

ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS

ERICA SPINEBREAKER - Davnes007
ZARAYDEN MHARR - Non-ot.com
JIM DEATH-STAR (Deleted) - TV's Frink
MINI RIC OLIE - TV's Frink

CBOX CHARACTERS

ADMIN - Chaz Solo
ERICA - Davnes007
DIRTYWOOKIE - HotRod
ANJELLA - C3PX
SALAMON - Non-ot.com
RIC - TV's Frink
MINI RIC - TV's Frink
CHAZ SOLO - TV's Frink
THE GEEZA - HotRod???
ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - bkev
FAT BASTARD - TV's Frink
NON HATER - TV's Frink
LITTLE SUPERSTAR - TV's Frink
LORENA BOBBITT - TV's Frink
TWIKI - TV's Frink
MICHAEL SCOTT - TV's Frink
GAFFER TAPE - TV's Frink
THE WEEZA - TV's Frink
"WHERE'S THE BEEF" LADY - TV's Frink
HAM SALAD - TV's Frink
THE VUVUZELA - TV's Frink
EVERYONE - TV's Frink
PHILLIP J. FRY - TV's Frink
TEDDY BECKERSTED - TV's Frink
PHIL HARTMAN FRANKENSTEIN - TV's Frink
INVISIBLE POSTER - TV's Frink
INSANE CLOWN POSSE - TV's Frink
PARIS HILTON - TV's Frink
HOT POTATO - TV's Frink
DAKOTA FANNING - TV's Frink
CHRIS HANSEN (NBC TRAP) - TV's Frink
ACKBAR - TV's Frink
YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW - Unknown
ANGRY GORILLA - TV's Frink
SHAWTY COURIC - TV's Frink
MG - TV's Frink
SALSA - TV's Frink
ADMIN - TV's Frink

NON-MEMBER CONTRIBUTORS

ASHSTRIFEFF7
BKEV
SLUGGO
MOTH3R
DOUBLEOFIVE
PUGGO - JAR JAR'S YODA
GAFFER TAPE
WARBLER
CANOFHUMDINGERS
RIC OLIE
SATANIKA
CUTNSHUT

SPECIAL THANKS

FAT-AT AND MINI DEATH STAR INDUSTRIES
TATOOINA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
YE MEN
PAST TENSE PRESENT PARTICIPLE
3RD PERSON AND SONS
PANAKACAKE BAKERY
FROKTURIAN MEGATIGER LTD.
OOC CLEANER
ATTRACTIVE WARS 100% JUICE BRAND
TALKY CELL PHONES
JUSTICE COMES FOR YOU ON BLURAY AND DVD 9/27
R.M. HAMBURGERS
ABY SKIN CARE SYSTEM
NABOOBIAN WIGS
THE LAW OFFICES OF SMITE AND EXALT
MOFF SCHOOL OF MOFFERY
HANSOM CABS
MINXY PETS
SHIMPLES HAIRCUTS FOR KIDS
DUBSTEP DJ SERVICES
THOOPER SAVER MART
MURR WAAWAT'S BALLS
**** and ***** *****
NUDE NUDE PUBIC DP PROBE! LATE NIGHTS ON CINEMAX

AND EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS TO

JAY
MOTH3R
ASHSTRIFEFF7
CHAZ SOLO

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NNRRPPB!: NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD!

A OT.COM PRODUCTION

SEE HOW IT ALL BEGAN AT http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/NEW-NEW-REPUBLIC-RP-PROBOARD/topic/11507/

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KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES

Sorry but I had to post a coda.

w85h @ NNRRRPPB! said:

Name: W85H
Race: Droid
Age: Current Construction 15 Years but some of his parts are ancient
Faction: Formerly the property of B055 holomedia services but now lost property.
Occupation: Primarily a washdroid (menial laundry robot) but has minimal language and protocol skills
Weapons: It is against W85H's programming to carry weapons
Weapon Proficiencys: none
Equipment: Internal wash systems and low grade language programming
Ship(s): None
History: Assembled from a basic 3P0 body and custom parts. W85H is willing to offer his skills to anyone who will give him shelter, a recharge and a good oil bath but remains a free spirit. Conventional restraining bolts will not hold him long as his heavily modified construction causes them to malfunction quickly.
RP Example: W85H picked up his third anonymous bundle of laundry and payment from the drop point in near the speeder park. The instructions seemed easy to decipher but there were symbols he couldn't recognise and this troubled him greatly.

w85h @ NNRRRPPB! said:

W85H stood on the outskirts of town, brushed the sand off his body and looked up at the stars.

He thought he saw something resembling words and numbers in the sky but couldn't discern their meaning or relevance.

He felt something akin to sadness, a long and distant hollow sensation that something had passed him by.
That somehow he was too late perform some task of importance.

He carried in his hand a bowl of hot noodles but couldn't remember where they were meant to be delivered to.

He noticed a small desert rodent looking up at his large cuboid gold head.
Taking pity on the creature he left the bowl on the floor and watched it feast on it contents.

"It's all very confusing, this life thing" he said to the rodent, "perhaps it makes sense at the end of time...perhaps."

W85H walked away into the darkness until the moons no longer reflected off his metal body and the noise of his aching servos were but a long distant memory.

That brought a tear to my eye.  Even if the washbot gave my long-awaited noodle bowl to a damn rat.

TV's Frink said:

Ric Olie @ NNRRPPB! said:

THE GEEZA - HotRod???

So disappointed this drew no denial from HotRod.  The show is truly over.

Anyone wanna take credit for this one?

Obama the Hutt @ NNRRPPB! said:

Name: Obama the Hutt

Race: Hutt

Age: 482

Faction: Independent

Occupation: Politician

Weapons: Obama the Hutt is opposed to weapons of any kind, and a firm advocate of blaster control.

Weapon Proficiencys: Brass knuckles, heavy repeating blaster carbine, thermal detonator, golf club.

Equipment: Datapad, Clan Council credentials, golf bag, Nal Hutta governmental credchip, box full of deathsticks.

Ship(s): Space Force One, a heavily modified Minstrel-class Space Yacht

History: No one is entirely sure where Obama the Hutt was born; official records indicate the Outer Rim planet Wahaii, but this has never been confirmed. This much is known of his history: At a young age, Obama the Hutt's (rather impoverished) family moved to Tatooine, where he learned the "ways of the world" growing up on the street. By the time Obama the Hutt was old enough to think of his own future, his family had scraped enough together to send him to the prestigious Dune Sea College, where he majored in Galactic Law, graduating with honors. After graduation, Obama the Hutt moved to Nal Hutta with a view to entering the public sphere and cleaning up what he saw as a corrupt, indulgent political sector. Starting out as a Community Organizer for the greater "Hutt Island" area, Obama the Hutt climbed the rungs of the political ladder until he finally became a senior member of the federal ruling body, the Clan Council. Obama the Hutt considers himself to be a liberal reformer, and is a proponent of (among other things) higher taxes for the wealthy, universal healthcare, disarmament, a "friendlier" (more diplomtatic) relationship with other galactic governments, and redistribution of wealth. Obama the Hutt smokes deathsticks frequently, but only when the media isn't watching.

RP Example:
Obama the Hutt leaned back in his enormous chair, rubbing his temples in a futile attempt to alleviate the migraine that had plagued him for three days straight. His attempts to trim down Nal Hutta's bloated defense budget had been met with nothing but obstruction from the other Clan Councilors, and independent journalists on the HoloNet had had a field day portraying him as a treasonous pansy, wholly unsuited for public office. Fortunately, Obama the Hutt had the mainstream media in his back pocket, and they had helped to paint a nobler, more heroic portrait of their favorite politician and public figure. Still... his public opinion polls had sunk to record lows, despite his recent endorsement by Yavin 4's Jedi Academy. Maybe it was time for a vacation.

"Dim lights!" he barked, and the lights obeyed. The darker interior brought a pang of relief to his ever-present headache. But just a pang. With a sigh, Obama the Hutt pressed the green button on his desk. "Yes, sir?" The voice that answered was high-pitched, young, inexperienced. Obama's newest personal aide, Ryloth D'narra. A little green, but efficient enough. With a voice that betrayed near exhaustion, Obama the Hutt responded, "Prep Space Force One for takeoff. I'm going to be taking a brief leave of absence.

"Very good, sir. Where shall I tell the pilot you're heading?" Obama the Hutt glanced at the plaque on his desk. It read, Hope and Change. He could do with a little.

"Tell the captain I'm not sure; we'll set course once we're off-planet." The bureaucracy and constant political pandering would survive a few weeks without him. It was time to get away for awhile, and never look back...

It was probably me it's so difficult to keep up with my witless pranks and multiple personalities these days.

lol

Ha-ha, just found this:

http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/30923844/p1/

Oh, the fun they missed out on.

Sorry Geez, show's over.

Am I the only one who pops over to the NNRRPPB! every few weeks to see if something new has happened?

Well...nothing new has happened.

Incidentally, I'm starting to get concerned about a NNRRPPB! curse.  Several of the members (vfp, CP3S, Davnes, HotRod) have either mostly or fully disappeared from ot.com as well.

Hmmmm....

Well at least we now know who Obama the Hutt was.  Yay!

I miss Chaz Solo.

http://newrepublicroleplay.proboards.com/

Still up.  Nothing new since September tho.

Someone bumped the cbox:

15 Mar 11, 02:33 AM

jojo: nope

15 Mar 11, 02:33 AM

jojo: you guys active

Yeah, no point in bringing anything back there.  It's no fun if Chaz doesn't read it.