Is this going to be considered spam?  I've got some jokes all ready to go, but why waste the effort if this thread is just going to be zapped?

*sigh*

I think the tread title needs changing. Is this a 'New Republic' board that's new?.........or a 'Republic' board that's really really new?........or............okay, that joke ran out of steam. 

First and only post is about another forum. Another vote for 'SPAM', I guess.

There's also a typo in the OP - "Baby" is misspelled "9ABY."

ashstrifeff7 said:

blah blah blah...Set in 9ABY (5 years after the fall of the second Death Star)... bla blaaaaaaa

lol.....no......it's an acronym. BUT, it should be "5-YATFOTSDS", not "9ABY".

Wait...are you saying BABY is an acronym?  When people say "we're having a baby," they actually mean "we're having a Baby After Bombing of Yavin?"

But wait...that would mean they're actually saying "we're having a Baby After Bombing of Yavin After Bombing of Yavin!"

But then that would mean...

...

ABY is some sort of bizarre star wars dating system.

• Joan Hankel, founder and CEO of ABY! Skin Care, counsels and treats hundreds of patients each month through her successful private practice in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. 
• The ABY! Skin Care System specializes in a topical approach to acne treatment and skin rejuvenation, utilizing a variety of medications in varying strengths. 
• The ABY! Skin Care System is a culmination of more than 17 years of hands-on development. 
• The ABY! Skin Care System can benefit anyone who struggles with acne, from dry, sensitive skin to oily, resistant cystic acne.

btw, I'm seriously considering going over there and creating Ric Olie.

I'll totally give you 5 bucks to do it.

Yeah it's spam, but at least it's on-topic. I know Jay is not too keen on people who abuse his resources to promote their own forums, but I don't see that this little operation on a free forum host is any threat.

I'll leave this thread intact for you guys to have fun with.

Woo-hoo!

Ric Olie is on his way...

It has begun...

http://newrepublicroleplay.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=cc&action=display&thread=31

Name: Ric Olie
Race: Naboobian
Age: Older Than I Appear
Faction: Free Agent
Occupation: Pilot/Voiceover Artist/Male Model
Weapons: Deadly Observations, Killer Looks
Weapon Proficiencies: What You Would Never Expect
Equipment: Buy Me Dinner First
Ship(s): Naboo Royal Transport, Naboo Starfighter, Starship Titanic

History:

Upon birth I told the delivery room that I had just been born. During grade school I attended school. Upon graduating high school I attended high school graduation. I joined the military to serve my planet, Naboo, which is the planet I was born on, when my Mom pushed me out of her womb, which was 9 months after she had familial relations with my Dad, who was my father.

I saved Naboo (and by extension The Republic) by discovering Anakin Skywalker and tutoring him on how to fly and how to deliver flat line readings. I also pointed out that the Naboo forces did not hit the ship while one of my underlings (who I also tutored) observed that the ship blew up from the inside.

Post-war I settled down and started a family. I have a lovely wife, Lela Olie, and together we have sons Ric Jr. Olie, Roc Olie, Rick Olie, Brok Olie, and Bowling Olie, as well as daughters Ra Olie and Mer Olie, and twins Molly Olie and Dolly Olie.

I have kept busy doing plenty of voiceover work, including commercials, books on tape, and movie trailers. I also have several spoken word albums. And recently I have done some male modeling, mostly hand and foot modeling but a few headshots as well.

RP Example:

I landed the ship on the platform. Something rumbled in my stomach, but for once it wasn't Lela's cooking. No, this time it was the Naboobian Swamp Slug that the dirty Gungans had implanted in me when they captured me the prior Thursday. Well, that's why I was here on Alpha Ceti 5 - to find an antidote.

I stepped off the ship and moved into the jungle, my faithful sidekick robot Crow at my side. He wasn't much in a firefight, but was useful in situations where the natives might mistake him for an ancient God.

We crested a hill and the sand stung my eyes. I wrapped my parka closer around me, drawing my hood tight until only the slits of my eyes were visible. I had come close to freezing to death many times before, but this time I wasn't taking the chance.

SUDDENLY!!! A Frokturian MegaTiger lept into view. I shouted at the top of my lungs:

"You are a MegaTiger!"

The MegaTiger, faced with the obviousness of my attack, slunk away, confused and depressed. I continued on through the jungle....

TO BE CONTINUED

Enjoy!  And please play along...

Tee-hee...

Han Solo @ NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! said:

Just a few things... I'm gonna change your display picture to a real picture. The people of Naboo are just called The Naboo not, Naboobians. I'll go over some more things on your Character Sheet..

Come on guys, I'm getting lonely over there...

TV's Frink said:

Tee-hee...

<span style="font-size: x-small;"> <!-- google_ad_section_start --> Han Solo @ NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! said:</span>

<span style="font-size: x-small;">Just a few things... I'm gonna change your display picture to a real picture. The people of Naboo are just called The Naboo not, Naboobians. I'll go over some more things on your Character Sheet..</span>

Come on guys, I'm getting lonely over there...

Ripplin's Ric Olie Lego Man.  Hey, it was closer than the picture of the guy doing the olie on a skateboard.

Han Solo @ NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! said:

Interesting character sheet! Few things I should mention and a few questions... Your character sheet is not an RP so ALL template points must be filled in truthfully. If you don't know any details about Olié then simply ask Trust me I used to do the whole "fill in the character sheet as the cocky RP character" on other RP and I got bollocked for it ALOT! I like RP-ing as I'm sure you do and I like to keep it professional. Do you always RP in first person? It's weird, I've never seen it before in all my years of RP-ing. Also, MegaTigers? As far as I'm aware their not in the Star Wars Universe. I wouldn't mind it especially if you used a real planet for it to come from, but Frokturian's arn't either. Last thing, Ric Olié as a model and voice actor? Or is that you speaking? Basically your character sheet should all be in third person so when it's YOU talking we can tell because it will be in first person... Just some things to think about but thanks for joining

BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!

I especially enjoy that he took "Frokturian MegaTiger" seriously.

You, TV's Frink, are the embodiment of mischief...  Uncle Loki would be so proud.

Why thank you, good sir.  Normally I wouldn't stoop to trolling another forum, but this guy asked for it.

Dang... can't see the "captcha" from work.  I'll have to register at home.

Woo-hoo!  See you there :-)

Try to guess who I am after I register!

(Hint: I'm not Han Solo or Ric Olie)

Well, considering there are only 3 members right now, and 2 are admin and the other is me, I don't think it will be very hard.

I think you should be Ackbar.

Hmmm... maybe I'll need two accounts.