Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 27

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“What?”

“I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.”

You gunna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob, With no fucking teeth …

“YOU COLD-BLOODED BASTARD, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF IT. I LIVE TO SEE YOU EAT THAT CONTRACT, BUT I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I’M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD-DAMN SPINE!!!”

“Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double dare you motherf***ker! Say ‘what’ one more goddamn time!”

"Don’t get strung out by the way I look. Don’t judge a book by its cover. I’m not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I’m one hell of a lover.

“I’m just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.”

You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I’ll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don’t like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!

This thing is bigger than both of us.

I broke you. How have you come back?

“Her eyes. What’s wrong with her eyes? For God’s sake, what happened to her eyes?!”

“Silence, you old fool! I am Zorro! I am the man you want!”

“Mrs. Bates. . . .”

“I believe the closed orifice leads to another chamber. Undoubtedly part of the vessel’s inner mechanism. I suspect it may be necessary…”

“Negative, negative. It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface…”

“'Tis but a scratch.”

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN’! "

" I just want to apologize to Mike’s mom, Josh’s mom, and my mom. And I’m sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren’t lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we’ve ended up and it’s all because of me that we’re here now - hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I’m scared to close my eyes, I’m scared to open them! We’re gonna die out here!"

“I hear a throat begging to be cut.”

“Are you so anxious to see blood flow?”

“As you are to drink it. Grant your bride one wish on this night.”

“You have but to ask.”

“I will stay here with you as you wish … but on one condition.”

“Anything.”

“I want to kill the unicorn.”

*evil, booming laughter*

“Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked … just … like … THIS!”

^ hahaha.

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

*slurp*

“You see‽ You see‽ Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!”

“I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here.”

“I remember when I was a little boy, I-I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I used to rub the dirty parts”

“Is this going to go fast, Grandpa?”

“It should, Charlie; it’s got more gas in it than a politician.”